cringe by birth dyke by choice

🦇diwan/fada🫀 not a minor 🦷 xe/xyr they/them iel 🦡

[universalstudent]

What is your religion

Love

[skeletortilla]

[grapiibear-dead-deactivated2018]

fingers in his ass sunday

[zootycoon-archive]

you know what day it is

[zootycoon-archive]

addicted to fingers in his ass sunday

[skeletortilla]

[grapiibear-dead-deactivated2018]

fingers in his ass sunday

[zootycoon-archive]

you know what day it is

[zootycoon-archive]

addicted to fingers in his ass sunday

[skeletortilla]

[grapiibear-dead-deactivated2018]

fingers in his ass sunday

[zootycoon-archive]

you know what day it is

[zootycoon-archive]

addicted to fingers in his ass sunday

[galileosballs]

The 'ingredients you can pronounce means it's healthy' line implies a world in which the kind of nutrition a person requires scales with their biology education and grasp of phonics. Which isn't true, of course, but sure would imply some interesting worldbuilding if it were

[bumblebeebats]

"Potassium cyanide. Arsenic trioxide. Polonium 210. Tetrachlorodibenzodioxin," I say, smugly and with full confidence, before downing the glass of wine my political rival insisted on pouring for me. Seconds later, she watches with a smirk as I collapse writhing to the ground, in the knowledge that I never could hit that "R" in "pinot noir" quite right

[starbiology]

Ive been meaning to redraw this pic basically since I drew it and finally got around to it c: !

[starbiology]

he would not fucking say that!!!!

[starbiology]

dont worry guys, Im on it

[starbiology]

so making a second Gomez Addams (The real Gomez) did not work, neither of them were interested. Morticia did ask to try again with Gomez (original) and then he Didnt Even Show UP!

but its okay bcz I have better news now

she is dating Eda Clawthorne <3

[funandaims]

[Slumber Party by Ashnikko plays in the distance]

[starbiology]

my entry for the new neopets contest ^^!

It was honestly so fun to work on this, figuring out what an in-world shop may look like

[altschmerzes]

i love you friendship and qprs and best friends and friends with benefits and mentorships and roommates and found family and surrogate parents and chosen siblings and rivalries every single specifically and actively nonromantic dynamic that exists

[onecells]

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

I will NEVER deactivate. and how DARE you

[pretend-pretend-vampire]

drinking blood isn't even that bad really. they can make more

[catdotwav]

whatever you call this

[talbas]

[shetheyslain]

Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths

[captain-price-returns]

At least one member of the British government is doing their job.

[gouinisme]

i genuinely think substance abuse is the only answer