Easy

(they/she). 26. lettuce be friends.

[vrtualdreamgirl]

we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight

[perriaeyjeve]

[perriaeyjeve]

[perriaeyjeve]

[perriaeyjeve]

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[fairycosmos]

wait zendaya come back what song do you recommend

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[papayajuan2019]

i feel like every unread email at once

[mr-styles]

harrystyles Together, Together. Amsterdam. Nine.

[389]

i have no idea what's going on in my life im just in charge of the music

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[i-am-a-fish]

I just want to love and be loved. why is lunch twelve dollars now

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[papayajuan2019]

for 3 dollars i'll love you

for 10 dollars i'll think of you when i see a bird swoop down onto a branch

[romanceangel]

I COULD HAVE REALLY LOVED YOU, BY TRACEY EMIN 2011

[degenerusssy]

one thing i love about dan is no matter how many bizarre children he adopts or births with phil (dil, the announcement moose, the pheal, the phan dragon, norman, us) he refuses to claim any responsibility for the pig. that is phil’s bastard affair baby and he wants nothing to do with it