Rodeo Clown

johanna; 26; german; she/her. reblogging mostly memes these days. i like to tag excessively lol.

[nachoparty]

My post is awesome!

[adz]

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

[dietspam16]

[ducissatenebrarum]

Hieronymus Bosch

[archiveswizard]

He looks a bit different than I imagined.

[enoughtohold]

another wonderful transcription from google. i would go to the depeche mode dental office

[aquarian-sunchild]

REACH OUT AND TOOTH PASTE

[parkayquarts]

working 9 to 5.... what a way to make a living.....

[werewolfoffeverswamp]

my favorite dolly parton trivia has been and will always be that the very first animal cloned from an adult animal cell was named dolly the sheep after dolly parton, because they used mammary gland cells to clone her. she was so cunty they named the first clone after her boobs. thank you dolly parton

[localbabygirl]

you could watch moomins on youtube in finnish i to learn

omg thank you for the rec!! that looks like easy enough dialogue that'd be rlly helpful to learn 🇫🇮

[localbabygirl]

schufa sammelklage let's gooooo girls LET'S GOOO

[probuccalfat]

my adult life turned out even sweeter and better than i ever dreamed when i was a teenager

[what-even-is-thiss]

tbh if you wanna know how much you’ve learned/acquired of a particular language, saying that you’ve been learning for X number of months or years just doesn’t really tell you anything.

A person who studies for 10 minutes a day for 10 years has like 600 hours put into the language whereas a person who listens to/reads/studies the language for 2 hours a day for one year has 730 hours put into the language.

How does a person who has been learning for one year know more than you when you’ve been learning the language for ten years? Because they’ve been putting a lot of time into acquiring a language and you’ve been maintaining a Duolingo streak.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’ve put about 300 hours into acquiring Spanish. That tells you more than saying that I’ve been learning it on and off for about three years now.

Is that slow? Yes. I’m very easily distracted. I’m still learning faster than the guy with the Duolingo streak though.

[what-even-is-thiss]

If you are Duolingo guy you can more than double your speeds by just watching an episode of the Simpsons or reading one horny fanfic a day in your target language. You don’t need that owl. Start reading porn novels in Swahili or something. Listen to some German rap music. I believe in you.

[blueleaderbutitwastaken]

Yes but you see I am trapped by number go up. It is a prison of my own making

[fullmetalswift]

saw this on twt and im soooo 🥹

[theweight]

i genuinely feel like that video of those gay guys watching the news break of princess diana dying

[tchaikovskaya]

Rename nashville it’s that serious

[bocceclub]

everything fucking sucks

[bocceclub]

she was one of those people whose existence is such a cornerstone you don't believe they'll ever die

[localbabygirl]

my heart really dropped reading the news oh man

[transjudas]

dolly parton did so much good in this world. just because she cared. caring means so much. loving people and wanting to make the world a little better while you’re here matters so much.

[chestnutroan]

Dolly :'3

[chestnutroan]

Rest in peace, Dolly, I loved you so much.