Resistance is Futile

Hi! I'm Cuddles! I'm a bunny, and please do not put me in a box. Please don't make the Nic Cage joke.

[ican-giveyoustars]

Hiya, other bunny friend! [[ i had to; hee hee ]]

      “Jeepers! Hi there! Where’d you come from?”

[pinkcuddlyslippers]

"Happy Tree Town! I got here on a vacation flight, really."

[pinkcuddlyslippers]

"Nothing will ever make me laugh more than people calling ferrets cat-snakes."

[jontronthesecurityguard]

Describe your OC in the shittiest way possible

[fingerscarchive-blog]

three-year-old possessed by the spirit of al copone

[soldierdile]

oversized pissed off crocodile that sometimes acts like a cat

[pinkcuddlyslippers]

basically blue robot doctor flaky

[1ngo-remade-deactivated20151221]

out of context this picture is very unsettling

[pinkcuddlyslippers]

"Guess wHOSE BACK! It's a totally good idea to come back while my mun is also busy with 4 OTHER blogs, right?!"

[pinkcuddlyslippers]

"….No."

[dem-coon-twiins]

"Don’tcha mean yes~?"

[pinkcuddlyslippers]

"No. You guys aren't Robin Thicke, don't do that."

[pinkcuddlyslippers]

"I remember something that was worse than any of your deaths..." Doc says, clearly shaking in remembrance of that Chuck-E-Cheeses from hell.

"Yes, please do tell me about something worse than having your face crushed by a rock, then having to watch with your one eye as someone strangles your loved ones to death with your own intestines and you can’t do anything about it! Or something worse than getting spun so fast your arms get ripped off, and then you get sent flying into a PLANE ENGINE! OR SOMETHING WORSE THAN HAVING HAIR GROW ALL OVER THE INSIDE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS!"

[brothaihurtpeople-blog]

I heard someone's a bunny now.

How ‘bout ya go away before I bash ya head in?

[pinkcuddlyslippers]

"Wow! Like I haven't died pointlessly enough times already."

[doc-the-medic-deactivated201410]

"...What's a baby doing out here?"

Doc stared intently at the rabbit. Though he had the mind of his original age, he also couldn’t help but poke the rabbit’s belly.

[pinkcuddlyslippers]

Cuddles laughed.

"Hey, that tickles! …Er, where’s your mum or dad at?"

[doc-the-medic-deactivated201410]

The baby was wearing Doc’s scarf. He sat there staring at the rabbit like, “dafuq bruh?”

[pinkcuddlyslippers]

"...I don't know you, little guy. Where do you belong?"

The bunny picked up the kid. It wasn't much different than the times he babysat Cub, right?

[doc-the-medic-deactivated201410]

"...What's a baby doing out here?"

Doc stared intently at the rabbit. Though he had the mind of his original age, he also couldn’t help but poke the rabbit’s belly.

[pinkcuddlyslippers]

Cuddles laughed.

"Hey, that tickles! ...Er, where's your mum or dad at?"

[pinkcuddlyslippers]

"Woah! Robots! Cool!"

[pinkcuddlyslippers]

"....No."

[bavarianarchives-blog]

How?! Lure it away from you with carrots or something?

[phdinschauerlichkeit-archives]

I-?! I don’t know! I don’t vant to pet et, j-just… um… feed et to crocgirl?

[pinkcuddlyslippers]

NO! PLEASE DON'T LET CROCODILES EAT ME AGAIN!!

[pinkcuddlyslippers]

"I’m a little rabbit too."

[phdinschauerlichkeit-archives]

"… HEINZ! I’m seeing shit, help me."

[pinkcuddlyslippers]

"But if you could also hear the hallucination speaking, that'd be something pretty heavy you were on! And I'm real! I can prove it! .....Wait. How do you know you're real? How do I know I'M REAL? HOW DO WE KNOW THIS ISN'T A DREAM OR A STORY SOMEONE IS WRITING?"

[phdinschauerlichkeit-archives]

"… I see jou little rabbit."

[pinkcuddlyslippers]

"I'm a little rabbit too."

[pinkcuddlyslippers]

"Wow. The world's a real big place, huh?"

[pinkcuddlyslippers]

rabbit stew with the help of a meat grinder, wonder how you feel about that phrase~

"I don't have time for your bullshit."