Random Stuff :)

[pinkfluffyelephantbaby]

Here’s a fun little game I’d like to call:

Is it regular, seasonal, lockdown or PMS depression...?

[pinkfluffyelephantbaby]

Does anyone know how the name Roomba originated?

I have a theory...

I have been taking dance classes for a couple of years and one of the Latin American ballroom dances is called Rumba.

A very interesting fact about Rumba is that the dancers feet are basically never leaving the floor and every step is lead with the front of the foot. Almost like pushing the foot forward while only lifting the heel off the ground. (There’s probably more to it but I’m not going in depth here with the proper technique)

Sooooo what I’m trying to say is that in Rumba the floor is “swept” with the feet and a Roomba does basically the same. But like not with it’s feet.

[pinkfluffyelephantbaby]

I’ve been trying to make a phone call for a few weeks now. But every time I pick up the phone I get an anxiety attack.

Today my mom asked me: why don’t you call? I don’t understand why you can’t just call! They won’t kill you! It’s JUST a phone call.

She doesn’t understand how much it’s NOT “Just” a phone call...

So when she confronted me about it I just shut down because I don’t want her to know how much I panic by the thought of calling someone. Additionally, I don’t even know what’s going on inside of me myself, how am I supposed to explain that to my mom?!!?!

When I shut down she started screaming at me which didn’t really help the issue here.

Long story short, I’ve been crying for at least an hour because my mom thinks I’m a failure and I’m disappointed in myself...

....and I still haven’t called who I’ve been trying to call

[pinkfluffyelephantbaby]

As for someone from Europe, American friendships are so weird to me.

Anyone can be a friend.

“Oh you know Emma?” -“yeah, she’s my friend”

And Emma’s just over there thinking “oh so we’re friends? I said hi to you once in the hall in sixth grade...do you even know my last name?”

[pinkfluffyelephantbaby]

Here is a question:

Where do all the hair ties go that I’ve ever given away?

I feel like they should be spreaders around evenly. If I lend one to a girl I will one day borrow one from another girl and so on. However, I seem to only lose them...

Somewhere out there must be a girl that has ALL the hair ties anyone has ever given away...

[pinkfluffyelephantbaby]

Going outside with glasses when it’s raining and cold:

1. deciding to leave the house

2. getting raindrops all over your glasses

3. not being able to see anything

4. going back inside because a. it’s raining and b. it’s cold

5. glasses fogging up

6. not being able to see AT ALL

7. trying to find a tissue or suitable cloth that won’t scratch the glasses

8. cleaning the glasses

9. thinking about how ugly you are w/o glasses and hurrying to put them back on

10. realizing that they are now dirtier than before

11. not being able to see again or being distracted by that one smear that’s all across your right lense

12. giving up on life

13. deciding to never leave the house again when it’s raining and cold