Got over my pity party, Cody and Dawn headcanons!
Makes the most unfunny spadinner-adjacent YTPs you’ve ever seen. Tries to show them to his friends as a “super funny video he found”, and slowly dies inside as the video plays out and they don’t laugh at a single joke. He then backtracks and says he “thought it was sorta funny, but realised that it’s not actually that funny at all”.
Chews on pencils, chews on erasers, chews on Lego bricks and shirt collars and all kinds of things he knows he shouldn’t chew on, but can’t help himself and does it anyway.
Oh, and definitely bites his nails.
Constantly making up little tunes on the spot about whatever he’s doing at any given moment.
Gets lightheaded if he stands up too quickly.
Keeps snacks in his pockets, never know when your blood sugar will drop.
Easily overwhelmed by being in crowds or busy places (too many auras, too many noises).
If she ever ends up lost in the city, the only thing keeping her from having a shutdown would be the pidgeons, rats and other city wildlife.
Sometimes walks up stairs on all fours, always does this for indoor staircases.
Minor allergies to artificially-derived food additives.
Too honest for her own good. Sometimes she can tell when what she’s about to say isn’t gonna go over well, but she can’t help but blurt it out anyway.
Despite her bluntness, she really does see the best in people first and foremost.
Never ashamed of her honesty or her eccentricities, but can get extremely embarrassed if she ever says something that’s incorrect, especially about a person. She’ll withdraw from whoever she said it to for a good while afterwards, effective“disappearing” from them.
Always has really cold hands, but only to other people. Animals aren’t bothered at all.
Hair seems to have a mind of its own, often clinging to plants and bushes, getting tangled around doorknobs, etc.
Actually has a pretty good sense of humour, likes to play up being “out of touch” to troll people by making them overexplain things like modern conveniences to increasing absurdity.
Am I doing this headcanon thing right?
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