I'm sorry I'm not creative

[sisyphusshrugged]

ask not for whom the baja blasts

[mistandsundews]

speak not of rare pepes when you can have

pepe pig

[wlwmermald]

i like that everyone’s pregaming this anniversary a whole day early

[abbaswift]

the one direction twitter account for the first time in two years: hi-

me:

[bluebandana]

99% sure that seeing a picture of one direction together in 2020 would give me enough serotonin for the rest of my life

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

Itd be funny as fuck if the world operated like how people with social anxiety think it does. Like what if you got on a bus and everyone was like wow look at that piece of shit loser. Get off the bus you ugly bastard

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

White supremacist trying to form a straight-pride parade accidentally lets truth slip at city council meeting

This is like something straight out of Parks and Rec

[stuck-in-jelly]

The Opposite of The 5 Stages Of Grief

[reyairia]

can someone transcribe this? I have auditory processing issues.

[dancing-coyote]

Please. A transcription would be nice.

[gemstone-enemas]

caption:

“…to justify attacks against us in that park. When they come you’re going to turn right around and say we deserved it. We haven’t done anything. We’re a totally peaceful racist group of—” [crowd goes wild with laughter and inaudible shouts]

[classiestlassie]

Now with transcript!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mr-styles]

Harry Styles | Beauty Papers Magazine x

[haraamzada-deactivated20191222]

[grimauxiliatrixofficial]

This is how you introduce a fuckin villain in dnd

[next-time-you-invite-pam]

I’m reblogging this again cause there are so many things to appreciate.

The Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson posters. The snake belt as a headpiece. The facial expressions. The fact he stops him from already wanting to take out the trash, just to tell him to take it out.

[facandids]

[harryfashionarchive]

Harry performing ‘Falling’ on the BRITs | February 18, 2020

Custom Gucci Lace Shirt, Trousers, Gloves and Suspenders

For his first solo performance at the BRITs, Harry wore a custom ensemble from Gucci. The white lace fabric is detailed with embroidered ribbons and floral appliques. The shirt’s elasticated sleeves give way to white lace gloves and the trousers are held up with white suspenders. Harry chose to go barefoot for this number.

Speaking with Naomi Pike for Miss Vogue UK, Harry’s stylist, Harry Lambert, gave the following comments:

“Alessandro [Michele] and Gucci are a dream to collaborate with. We have had the performance look for around six months, and during the first fitting we could all tell that it was really special. […] We decided to keep it aside for the right moment. When it was confirmed that Harry would be performing “Falling” for the first time at the Brit Awards, there was no question that this was the moment we had been waiting for.”

[oedipiphany]

a cannae fucking believe a had tae see some goy on here pure foamin at the mouth about jojo rabbit ‘glorifying’ nazis because the ‘nazi protagonist gets off scott-free’. you mean the child. the literal 10 year old child that realises he’s been brain washed and breaks away from the system he’s been indoctrinated into. youse have no problem saying you wanted to see a 10 year old kid get executed. AND yous think you’re the good guys? yous think YOU are woke?  i have tae laff. 

[butter-is-a-milkshake]

Taika Waititi: *does anything*

Me: fucking superb you funky little man

[catchymemes]

[fourdrinkamy]

university is just. it's you, your laptop and your water bottle against the world

[marthajefferson]

“In films, we are voyeurs, but in novels, we have the experience of being someone else: knowing another person’s soul from the inside. No other art form does that. And this is why sometimes, when we put down a book, we find ourselves slightly altered as human beings. Novels change us from within.”

— Donna Tartt, in this 2013 interview by Laurie Grassi for Chatelaine (via boykeats)

[bastille]

Why the fuck would you go big when u can go home