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MTH piece for the wonderful @twentyghosts š science bros, bots, and a special countdown smooch. wishing all a happy new year!
Hi mr j, this is my cat, his name is No. he can be very naughty, do you have any advice?
I don't have any because he can sit down politely as we can see his name... excellent!
Have a very asexual 2023! šø
rb to have a super gay 2023
by @_noirnoir
free him
HEāS FREE
I'll catch you if you fall.
Madames and Monsieurs. Poirot has seen much evil in the world, but the evil of this man is in a category all itās own. His crimes are those of which Poirot cannot speak of in polite company, and they stretch the limit of discretion and manners. And he flees his persecution but cannot resist to remind the world of his existence. To brag about the money his filth has brought him. To try and, how you say, āflexā on a girl whoās concern is for the future of this planet by touting his many fast cars. But she is not so easily cowed and came back strong against his crude message with one of her own. Poirot may not condone the language, but he cannot deny it may have been called for. And there, there he let his hubris lead him to make his mistake. In his video, there, there is his pandoraās box. It does not look like much, it is after all a pizza box and such food is popular among the masses today. But this boxā¦this box proved where he was hiding away. What hole this rat crawled into!
I claim no deductive prowess on my part, Watson. Our quarry is a braggart and a fool and he has proclaimed his location for all the world to see. But the prey is still afoot, dear doctor, and we must be swift. Bring your pistol.
I'm sorry, I can't come to work. I just watched 10 drag performers dressed as witches lipsync the song "Shoes" in the year 2022 and I need to emotionally process that.
Black cats are lucky. (viaĀ leahweissmuller)
MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.Ā Not bad luck.Ā I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!
āSee him faceā
I sure fucking do see him face
Him face
Reblog him face for good luck in 2021
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Reblog him face for good luck in 2022
Reblog him face for good luck in 2023
how I sleep at night knowing my daughter is in a prison of my own design because I turned her into a murderer, my son is abandoned on a notorious garbage realm, and my other son is having an identity crisis because they are from a race I taught them from a young age to hate:
me when iām in a food coma after eating one 2 many chicken fajitas from chiliās
Anthony Hopkins after eating too many chicken fajitas after Tom brings him to Chiliās
he looks like he was photoshopped into a bowl of boiling soup
Lost in the sauce
this post is a disaster
ladies & gents & folks, happy Iron Man Day ā¤ļøš
how do cats even work
Cats:
A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound.
The little tufts of hair in a catās ear that help keep out dirt direct sounds into the ear, and insulate the ears are called āear furnishings.ā
The ability of a cat to find its way home is called āpsi-traveling.ā Experts think cats either use the angle of the sunlight to find their way or that cats have magnetized cells in their brains that act as compasses.
One reason that kittens sleep so much is because a growth hormone is released only during sleep.
A cat has 230 bones in its body. A human has 206. A cat has no collarbone, so it can fit through any opening the size of its head.
A catās nose pad is ridged with a unique pattern, just like the fingerprint of a human.
If they have ample water, cats can tolerate temperatures up to 133 °F.
A catās heart beats nearly twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to 140 beats a minute.
Ā Cats donāt have sweat glands over their bodies like humans do. Instead, they sweat only through their paws.
The claws on the catās back paws arenāt as sharp as the claws on the front paws because the claws in the back donāt retract and, consequently, become worn.
Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.
Researchers are unsure exactly how a cat purrs. Most veterinarians believe that a cat purrs by vibrating vocal folds deep in the throat. To do this, a muscle in the larynx opens and closes the air passage about 25 times per second.
A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.
A catās back is extremely flexible because it has up to 53 loosely fitting vertebrae. Humans only have 34.
Some cats have survived falls of over 65 feet (20 meters), due largely to their ārighting reflex.ā The eyes and balance organs in the inner ear tell it where it is in space so the cat can land on its feet. Even cats without a tail have this ability.
A cat can travel at a top speed of approximately 31 mph (49Ā km) over a short distance.
A catās hearing is better than a dogās. And a cat can hear high-frequency sounds up to two octaves higher than a human.
A catās brain is biologically more similar to a human brain than it is to a dogās. Both humans and cats have identical regions in their brains that are responsible for emotions.
And thatās how cats work.
I learned more about cats in this post than I did in my freshamn biology class in college
Gods perfect murder machines but they weigh 8lbs
@kazooldlekatdoodle
Donāt tell me that if you find a cardboard box large enough to fit you that you donāt have an urge to crawl inside it, that some part of your brain doesnāt go āooh! fort!ā before you tell yourself that itās better to not have a large box take up space. Cats just donāt have inhibitions about it.
ācats donāt have inhibitions about itā is at least 5% of how cats work
#JusticeforDaunteWright
Itās going up in the city tonight and I wonāt be on here but before I leave for the night here are a list of local resources to share.
Direct Donations/Financial Help for Daunteās Family
Gofundme
Cashapp: $hubby98 (Chyna, Daunteās girlfriend and the mother of Daunte Jr.)
Venmo: @thuy-jones (community member who will pass funds to Chyna)
Paypal: @holisticheaux (community member who will pass funds to Chyna)
If sending via money transferring apps please put āFor Daunte Jr.ā in the subject line so the funds can be properly allocated!
Community Donations for Protesters and Protective Equipment
DocumentingMN: local community member run organization providing plywood for Black owned business in the cities and well as hot meals and safety gear
Venmo: @DocMN
Paypal: @DocumentingMN
Freedom Street Health: community medic organization, apart of Twin Cities Workers Defense Alliance. Providing first aid supplies for on the ground medics
Cashapp: $clamdunk
Venmo: @zwine
Brooklyn Center School District: urgent need for food and essentials for the community
Rebuild Brooklyn Center Shops Gofundme: mutual aid to help rebuild businesses that were looted/destroyed on Sunday April 11th
Minnesota Freedom Fund: bail relief fund
The Bail Project: bail relief fund
George Floyd Square: community led and guarded autonomous zone on 38th and Chicago that provides community space and organizations to gather
Venmo: @marciahoward38thstreet
Paypal: @marciaxthree
Twitter: @GeorgeFloydSQ
Instagram: @38thandchicagogfs
Community Members to Follow for Updates and Information
Unicorn Riot: livestreaming broadcasts
Twitter: @UR_Ninja
Instagram: @unicorn.riot
Facebook: Unicorn Riot
MNUprising
Twitter: @MnUrising
Instagram: @mnurising
MN Teen Activists
Instagram: @mnteenactivists
H.P Rogers, Ben Hovland, and Daviss: photojournalists
Instagram: @hpr_photography and @benjovland
Twitter: @davissĀ
steve rogers on his 5th bowl @ 3:54 am on the balcony of avengers tower: guys did u k. did u kno they called her Peggy bec
natasha: what
steve: B. šššBEcause She
tony with the straightest face: because she what steve
steve:
tony: why did they call her peggy steve
Fuck Iāve been laughing at this for twenty minutes straight