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[approach]

[drakomalfoyyy-deactivated202006]

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

[sixpenceeeaesthetic]

Need this to melt all my bad vibes. From here

[sixpenceee]

Follow @sixpenceeeaesthetic for all your aesthetic needs!

[princesslime-blog1]

[ambermaitrejean]

[ainawgsd]

[enjoy-the-life-baby]

[quecono]

Me as a lawyer

[stayawaaaaay]

BUT, your honor, I googled it twice

[midnight-charm]

Gucci Resort 2018

[olt-deactivated20180224]

[cuteless]

date someone you could have fun at a grocery store with

[365daysofbarbie]

[atarassie-deactivated20190131]

[serious]

via weheartit

[palmandlaser]

From Showcase of Interior Design: Pacific Edition (1992)

[myvintageanime]

[mjalti]

my plan is to jog in a zip code where the average house is $1 million dollars. i jog everyday. i run into the trophy wives jogging club. we jog past each other so often, they’re forced to interact with me. we’re friends now. i’m invited places. i meet other millionaires, men who love me. i marry the richest, using an alias. throughout the first year of marriage, i’m moving assets and cash to an off shore bank account. i fake my own death on our anniversary. he’s heartbroken.

i started jogging in a new million dollar neighborhood. i’ve just made friends with the local jogging crew headed by ashtonlynn and brotyna “chichi” who has a single millionaire brother,

[eclipticzero]

Is there any version of this plan where I don’t have to jog

[mjalti]

u only have to jog past the ladies which is like 46 seconds. suck it up for the fraud of it all