Keaton

pastel pink fairy boy // he/him //

[whitepeopletwitter]

[esoteric-merit]

And it’s way cheaper to do all of that than to continue to fund the police.

[singular-narrative-deactivated2]

Mecha Pokémon

IG: gifer_art

[men-who-can-find-the-clit]

Today's man who CAN and WILL find the clit : Ashitaka from Princess Mononoke.

[oldboxofbarbsstuff]

Me playing Pokemon 10 years ago:

Oh man if only pokemon was real I WOULD BE THE VERY BEST my fucking overlevelled team of 6 dragons eats these pussy-ass NPC youngsters for breakfast, I would be a fucking GODDESS among men, I would tame the fiercest legendaries of every region and scale the ranks of every league and maybe one day when I’m older even settle down somewhere and open my own gym-

Me playing pokemon now:

Dude how amazing would it be to just. .. own a tiny house somewhere near the Kalos flower fields. Have my Poliwrath help me water my crops. I wish I could wake up and comb my alolan Dugtrio’s mane before I start the day…. My Sunfloras may not be that great in battle but look how happy they are, greeting the first morning light…!

Hey is that a young trainer coming this way? His team looks tired, I bet one of my freshly-baked Tropius banana pies could heal ‘em right up… he’ll probably need this TM more than I do, too…

[siderealsandman]

you either die the hero or live long enough to see yourself become the NPC

[cloudfreed]

Me at 10 years old: I wish Pokemon were real and I could travel around and fight with them!

Me now: I want to hug Arcanine

[rumble-bee-art]

Remember to not instigate your firebender boyfriend too much with cute kisses lol

[hanabito]

you are a, how do you say, faguette

[trqus-deactivated20210825]

[gaynfl-moved]

my [15M] sister [14F] broke this kid [12M] out of an iceberg and now this maniacal prince [16M] and and this crazy admiral [??M] are chasing us around the world

[adrestianflames]

Hi, I [60M] have been through a similar situation with my [16M] nephew and his [??M] admiral. I have found that if you make them both a cup of calming, jasmine tea and sit down with them to talk about your problems, everything can be worked out. Add a game of Pai Sho for even better results!

[gaynfl-moved]

instructions unclear, my [15M] princess girlfriend [16F] turned into the moon

[missbrelove]

[wickedlybitter]

Tell me this also didn't happen

[filialdisciple]

[spokenfromtheheartandsoul]

[profoundgaiety-deactivated20200]

From Bay Area Reporter, 1983.

[wereralph]

I need this on a poster

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

[markv5]

зубки

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[nocedaz]

[ash-ofpallet]

[westernlariat]

[queen-elizabeth-the-3st]

What the lot of you have been doing the past month or so

[thismuddledlife]

pardon my flex, but i’ve been doing this for years

[blooooom]

the cure to self-sabotage is to anchor yourself to the universal truth that you are worth it. you are worth the effort. you are worth the difficulty, you are worth the time, you are worth the consideration. there is never a point in your life, in time itself, that you are not worth it. return to this truth when you feel yourself slipping. do not let it go.

[versiris]

Hi Hi Butterfree!

[valtsv]

[konoko]

[rebelwhodoesntknow]

Me in the span of approximately two seconds