El Protection Squad

You probably know me from my Jewish Sideblog | She/They | 25 | Trans/Lesbian | Edelgard Stan | Been here since 2013

[yokolate]

Motoko Kusanagi The Ghost in the Shell (2026) — 1x02

[teaboot]

Using Fey Law as a heavy-handed metaphor for corporate IP copyright

[teaboot]

Saying their name will draw their attention.

Using their likeness will spark their ire.

Encroachment upon their domain will earn punishment beyond earthly tithe.

The consequences of their regard may be intangible and long-lasting.

Rarely, you may earn their approval, but it is not worth the risk.

You must ask their permission, which is rarely granted.

Once they have you, they will not let you go for a hundred years.

You must be clever and use trickery and wordplay to evade them.

The master of each domain has their own unique and fickle nature, and some are more forgiving than others.

One must use titles and euphemisms to discuss them without their notice- IE, "The Rat", "The Bird Website"

[teaboot]

Starting a mass movement to refer to specific Tylwyth Teg by name until they lose their power and become common household standards like Kleenex and Velcro

[teaboot]

Spreading legend of The Rodent In Red Pants Who Walks Upright On Hind Legs Like a Man and if you sully his Good and kindly Name then great misfortune will befall you and you will never be heard from again

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[systlin]

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

[ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis]

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

[systlin]

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

[systlin]

Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.

He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.

[gimmick-explainer]

[image ID/ tags by candies-and-eyeliner that read "hello is me Johnny Dishwasher I know a lot about dishwashers, reminder to run your sink on the hottest water it can get to for about 30 seconds before starting your dishwasher, to drain the lines of cold water and make sure that the quick prewash cycle that dishwashers do can happen at the hottest posible temp, thus rendering it more efficient. /End ID]

[were--ralph]

im not a furry but recently ive been thinking about what if there was a global outbreak of a virus that transforms you into your fursona? so i made one just in case. not because im a furry (im not) but just ouf of safety if i need one in a pinch. he's very cute and fluffy btw

No yeah that makes sense like you always have to be prepared

[cyan-fly]

Miku argentina💙

[alejanyyami]

💥 Heyooo everyone! 💥 I drew a quick drawing of Miku Argentina •w•

It has become a trend to draw a Miku for each country 🩵

[troutreznor]

https://blinkies.cafe

[infestuous]

this post really attracted the lamest people in the fucking world

[yokolate]

Motoko Kusanagi The Ghost in the Shell (2026) — 1x01

[yokolate]

Motoko Kusanagi The Ghost in the Shell (2026) — 1x02

[wakingfromthewater]

This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

[artistic-octopus]

[wordswithkittywitch]

Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.

[totally-not-an-al1en]

[radioactive-yuri]

isn't it crazy how the first time noelle entered a dark world, she was immediately met with an older female figure dressed primarily in blue, who literally trapped her out of a misguided sense of protectiveness and a belief that she always knew what was "best" for noelle

and how when kris created a dark world in their own home, they were immediately met with an older male figure who's loud and boisterous and keeps reminding them of the worst moments of their childhood, doesn't understand their boundaries or interests anymore, and is stuck in the past

and isn't it crazy how both of those darkners eventually saw the error in their ways, saw that they were hurting the children they loved so much, and decided to be better?

which could mean nothing at all, of course.

[yokolate]

Motoko Kusanagi The Ghost in the Shell (2026) — 1x02

[raincraver]

Ghost in the shell (2026) || Prologue + Super Spartan I

[phaeton-flier]

Large number of complaints about the modern world resolve down to "I want everything in one bag and I don't want the bag to be heavy"

[phaeton-flier]

I want the newest, coolest, shiniest phone they advertise on Instagram and it should cost $30 and be tiny and also huge and have every feature I could possibly want without thinking about it

[phaeton-flier]

I want my websites to allow me unlimited uploading of all data in high definition with zero lag or buffering, have every single person on earth available, with an easy way to see only the stuff I like and not anything I don't, for free with zero ads, with clear, straightforward moderation that gets rid of every Nazi and has zero false positives that also lets me tell random strangers and the people running the site to kill themselves, and I should be able to find it without doing any independent searching on my own because I'm too lazy to look for it

[phaeton-flier]

I want my girlfriend to have huge tits and a small waist and a fat ass and thin thighs and have clear skin and be a virgin and great at sex, likes all the stuff I like but not in the annoying way other people do, looks like she spends 3 hours a day on makeup and hair but takes up zero time in my bathroom, goes down on me but doesn't ask me to eat her out, has zero kinks except for mine, doesn't demand anything of me and is attracted to me for me, modestly hides her body from the public but also makes other people jealous when I'm with her, isn't crazy jealous but doesn't have any other guy friends, wants three ways only with other girls, and also she approaches me in public so I don't have to do anything to meet or woo her.

[phaeton-flier]

I'd do one about video games or food but the last few years have shown that people will talk endlessly about wanting shorter games with worse graphics made by people who work less hours for more pay, or wanting to pay $1 more for a hamburger if the worker gets paid more, and then immediately revolt when the cost of their bleeding edge console or burrito taxi goes up with inflation.

[raincraver]

[urrameshi]

𝚐𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕 | 𝚖𝚊𝚓𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚔𝚘 𝚔𝚞𝚜𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚐𝚒 𝚒𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜

𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 / 𝚛𝚋 𝚒𝚏 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚍