El Protection Squad

You probably know me from my Jewish Sideblog | She/They | 25 | Trans/Lesbian | Edelgard Stan | Been here since 2013

[senalishia]

IN WHAT UNIVERSE WOULD I BE ON THE PHONE IF I COULD GET WHAT I WANTED OUT OF YOUR WEBSITE OR YOUR FUCKING APP

[maidthings]

"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

[fake-lancelot]

[mellowmaidenhairs]

tomorow……………

[fiore-firelily]

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

[mira-mira-0n-the-wall]

[agam-shel-barvadim]

Dr. W.D. Gaster be like

My Deltarune

#mydeltatune

[aromanticduck]

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[juststarsandthemoon]

Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data

[adrestianflames]

Free service with no ads on a website that clearly hasn’t been updated since 1995: That’s Jim’s website. He does it for the love of the game. If he ever stopped updating it, 10% of the internet would stop working and the viability of several different hobbies would instantly plummet

[troublepunk-ldn]

me as a teenager: man it sucks to have no privacy or autonomy but i guess its for a good reason. when i turn 18 i will realise how young i was and understand why they did all that.

me as an adult: teenagers are an oppressed class, their abuse is normalised and systemic and they need to start killing people

[oflightningandstars]

"actively hungry" + "none of the foods sound good at all" is one of the worst combinations. who let this happen

[yokolate]

Motoko Kusanagi The Ghost in the Shell (2026) — 1x02

[teaboot]

Using Fey Law as a heavy-handed metaphor for corporate IP copyright

[teaboot]

Saying their name will draw their attention.

Using their likeness will spark their ire.

Encroachment upon their domain will earn punishment beyond earthly tithe.

The consequences of their regard may be intangible and long-lasting.

Rarely, you may earn their approval, but it is not worth the risk.

You must ask their permission, which is rarely granted.

Once they have you, they will not let you go for a hundred years.

You must be clever and use trickery and wordplay to evade them.

The master of each domain has their own unique and fickle nature, and some are more forgiving than others.

One must use titles and euphemisms to discuss them without their notice- IE, "The Rat", "The Bird Website"

[teaboot]

Starting a mass movement to refer to specific Tylwyth Teg by name until they lose their power and become common household standards like Kleenex and Velcro

[teaboot]

Spreading legend of The Rodent In Red Pants Who Walks Upright On Hind Legs Like a Man and if you sully his Good and kindly Name then great misfortune will befall you and you will never be heard from again

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[systlin]

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

[ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis]

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

[systlin]

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

[systlin]

Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.

He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.

[gimmick-explainer]

[image ID/ tags by candies-and-eyeliner that read "hello is me Johnny Dishwasher I know a lot about dishwashers, reminder to run your sink on the hottest water it can get to for about 30 seconds before starting your dishwasher, to drain the lines of cold water and make sure that the quick prewash cycle that dishwashers do can happen at the hottest posible temp, thus rendering it more efficient. /End ID]

[were--ralph]

im not a furry but recently ive been thinking about what if there was a global outbreak of a virus that transforms you into your fursona? so i made one just in case. not because im a furry (im not) but just ouf of safety if i need one in a pinch. he's very cute and fluffy btw

No yeah that makes sense like you always have to be prepared

[cyan-fly]

Miku argentina💙

[alejanyyami]

💥 Heyooo everyone! 💥 I drew a quick drawing of Miku Argentina •w•

It has become a trend to draw a Miku for each country 🩵

[troutreznor]

https://blinkies.cafe

[infestuous]

this post really attracted the lamest people in the fucking world

[yokolate]

Motoko Kusanagi The Ghost in the Shell (2026) — 1x01