Chaos

Twenty Years Old. Cancer. Pansexual. Nonmonogamy. NSFW. Full of kinks. Sugar baby. I like drugs. Witch. Send me cute and creepy shit. Preparing for oblivion on December 17.

[flicker-wrote-these]

“so you’re a witch now?” she asked.

“yeah,” i said.

“so what do you do?”

i stopped and thought for a moment. 

“mostly,” i said honestly, “i just hope really hard.”

[officialaudreykitching-deactiva]

‪There is a lot of boundary energy coming through with this eclipse cycle. No more letting others walk all over you. Stand your ground, speak your truth and decide what kind of behavior is acceptable in your life. You are in charge of what you allow.‬

[kaban-bang]

[jessabella-hime]

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[latenights]

“You’re my girl” is my fav thing. Like yes I am. You’re right. Say it again.

[holisticwitchawakening]

Reblog if one of these is you:

•Like plants or growing plants

•practice witchcraft, Buddhism, paganism, or are a Wiccan.

•like gemstones, rocks and other healing minerals

•have a passion for weed

•like making spells, rituals, or runes

•practice yoga or qigong

•enjoy nature

•like interesting photography

Trying to find more blogs to follow!

[toxiicthin]

I feel empty. I feel like some pieces of me are still missing and I don’t know where to find them. I don’t know where to start.

[micdotcom]

Someone twisted this Jewish family’s menorah into the shape of a swastika

Naomi Ellis and her her husband Seth spent Friday morning — the morning after the sixth night of Hanukkah — trying to explain to their three young sons why someone had vandalized the menorah the family had put out on their yard by twisting the metal pieces into the shape of a swastika.

The Ellis family had only built the 7-foot-tall menorah on the front lawn of their home in Chandler, Arizona, because their sons, ages 5, 7 and 9, had asked their parents if the family could decorate their home like the neighbors did for Christmas, the Washington Post reported. Read more.

[starlightomatic]

The Ellis family had only built the 7-foot-tall menorah… because their sons, ages 5, 7 and 9, had asked their parents if the family could decorate their home like the neighbors did for Christmas. This is America in the 21st century.  Please reblog, even if you’re not Jewish.  Especially if you’re not Jewish.  Spread awareness and let your Jewish followers know that we’re not alone.

[chaonicbitch]

Happy New Year,

Thots.

[soulbrotherv2]

[feedmeburgers-deactivated201601]

I wanna know their names

[the-stray-liger]

Their names are Carlos Polanco, Carl Snyder and Alex Hall and they defeated the Harvard debate team on the topic of access to education for undocumented children 

[thereallizzybennett]

Reblogging again for the names

[bombassyanna]

reblogging twice so y'all fucking know

[glamspammed]

shop this look

[brrrzbrdz]

[animals-riding-animals]

toads riding snake

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

they took midnight train goin anywhere

[proudofphan]

me, going for a long car ride: yes I can listen to so much music

[overthink]

Patrick Zachmann

[major]

[brummbart-deactivated20181221]

Wasserspeier am Freiburger Münster

[the-stickers]

WINTER IS A BAD TIME.

[soup-that-is-2-hot]

What it feels like to chew 5 Gum

[gallusrostromegalus]

IT’S MY FAVORITE GARGOYLE BACK AGAIN FOR WINTERTIME.

[allthingshyper]

I want to know the exact conversation that lead to the creation of this abomination

[gallusrostromegalus]

Ye olde German architect: “ok, it’s time to put in the rainspouts and last night I was out with the lads and Hans had too much and the point is I had the FUNNIEST idea…” *Holds up drawing*

Ye olde German Architect Supervisor: * snorts beer out of his nose.* “YES. BUILD IT IMMEDIATELY.”

[charliecoxbf]

That’s gussy babe

[earthgirl2788]

Sooooo I just came back from studying in Freiburg and went on a tour of the Münster with a historian who knew all of the insider secrets and the story is even better than you think. 

It took more than 300 years to build the Freiburger Münster (1200s-1500s), so they went through a lot of architects and people who paid those architects. Some of the patrons were dicks and one of those dicks lived in a house right next to the Münster. The asshat kept demanding they work faster and changed his mind every five hours about what he wanted and THEN he refused to pay the architects because he wasn’t happy with what they’d done. 

That really pissed the builders off so in retaliation, the head architect built the butt gargoyle facing his house so that every morning for the rest of his life, when the dick looked out his window at the Münster, he’d have to look at a gargoyle butt.

So, the defecating gargoyle is a big fat “fuck you” to someone’s dick of a boss that has survived 500 years and two world wars 

[yveinthesky-deactivated20190127]

*standing ovation*