Whatever

[shadowtraveled-archive-deactiva]

Zoe Nightshade is such a star.

[seeingwhatsinbetweenthelines]

You do not understand how upset this makes me

[pinkxregrets]

“Tell the sun and stars hello for me.”

[pinkxregrets]

Monica and Chandler >>>>> Ross and Rachel Anyone who disagrees can ✊🏻✊🏻

[lackofsignal]

Someone: who is fall out boy??

Me:

[pinkxregrets]

Yes, I love all the Weasley children. William, Charles, Percy, Edward, Fred, George, Ronald and Ginevra.

[pinkxregrets]

Things that are hard to explain to people that aren’t in your fandom:

I have a horrible crush on Apollo - yes, the god.

[pinkxregrets]

If I had a dollar for every minute wasted... I’d still be broke, cause I would spend it all on food.

[siriusblaac]

if jk rowling wanted me to like snape she should’ve given him a better redemption arc than “i wanted to bang your mom”

[pinkxregrets]

everytime i see a dog in the street

me: look at him go with his dog legs

me: i bet it has great dog plans today

me: i hope it has a good dog day

me:

me: what a dog

[showerthoughtsofficial]

The most dangerous game is resting your eyes after you turned off the alarm clock in the morning

[pinkxregrets]

A gamble I lose almost everyday

[amab1060-deactivated20180306]

Betty’s ponytail falls apart.

[bronwynn]

😭

[r-oving]

A Geography Class for Racist People

[leafsea]

[pinkxregrets]

[pinkxregrets]

someone: do you still play pokemon go??

me: go?? the only place i'm going to is SINNOH 💎 diamond 🔮 pearl 📀 platinum 😍😩 grinding daily on bidoofs 🐿 poketch on fleek ⌚️🤜 while exploring the distortion world 🌌🌑💥 with my main hoe cynthia 👩🏼😍❤️😩👅😈 jesus arceus christ 👏🙏⛪️🐏

[tipsygogh-deactivated20160723]

[pinkxregrets]

Me: man i wish i could do this thing

Them: it's not too late to learn

Me, a narcissistic who needs to be good at everything Now: no

[pinkxregrets]

Favourite artist: Hey guys, we're going on a worldtour! Oh, that includes the whole USA, one city in Australia and one in London. Fuck you rest of the world :)