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catasters

fanonical

a note from voldemort to draco

hey kid, welcome to the death eaters, you gotta kill dumbledore

don’t fuck it up or i’ll kill you myself :)

scverussnape

#kids are really mean

catsbeaversandducks

10knotes

Playing in the leaves

lilmamabeyellin

liquidlimits-deactivated2019032

I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!

razxion

Even if I do not receive money or good news, I did smile at seeing this smiling Buddha.

dailypattondoodles

^^^^

mxnrique

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

Yeah we’re just feelin it

srsfunny

Wolves React To Gamekeeper Who Had Been Away On Maternity Leave

iconuk01

“WHERE’S YOUR PUPPY! WE WANNA SEE YOUR PUPPY! DID YOU JUST HAVE THE ONE? DO YOU HAVE THEM WITH YOU? ARE THERE PHOTOS?”

tealdeertamer

I’m not a hundred percent positive but I’m pretty sure this is the wild life center where I visited wolves.

And the safety briefing included the question “So if you’re pregnant, do you want to know or not?”

Turns out there had been a bit of an awkward situation once where the keepers had casually mentioned a woman’s pregnancy in a group, and she herself didn’t even know yet. Turns out the wolves are excellent at telling if you’re pregnant and the keepers can tell based on their body language. They get all odd and careful around pregnancy. (Even wolves knows that you have to take care of pregnant people.)

So they definitely knew she was pregnant.

And if I remember my BBC documentaries right, a wolf will leave the pack to give birth and introduce the cubs to the pack once she feels ready for it. And maternity leave is flexible but often around 6 months so they’re going “YOU WERE GONE FOREVER! WE WERE SO WORRIED! WHERE ARE THE CUBS?? WE HAVE TO GREET THE CUBS!!“

Also the two on her back are fighting over who gets to greet her first. Giving and receiving attention is a commodity that goes by hierarchy and if you don’t accept that there will be scuffles.. The wolf lying down next to her isn’t chill about her coming back, it’s just submissive to the other wolves and waiting for it’s turn to show excitement.

words4bloghere

Now I can see why we domesticated these adorable jerks.

stephendann

Wolf packs have maternity leave?

0x5742

Wolves: better than American companies.

mcavoy

pinkypromisetoalex

and then you wake up at 7am anyways

seashellronan

grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you

shen-ancalhar

“No woman needs you” said the future cat lady lol

Newsflash. No man needs a bitch telling him to eat rabbit food and nagging him constantly.

I cannot wait to see feminism burn itself out.

masonicbeheadingritual

u gonna die of scurvy in the name of antifeminism

tony-hawks-underground

The scurvy got him

seperis

I don’t get why ‘cat lady’ is an insult to women.

My dude, you got this backward; welcome to the modern era, we have careers, money, we buy our own houses and cars, and we have easy access to a selection of vibrators our ancestresses could only dream of. Companionship is great and everything, but as many of us discovered, it comes in many forms.

If a woman has a cat but you don’t see a guy, that’s usually because she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box and a Hitachi.