The Fullmetal Alchemist Edward Elric

Indie Edward Elric RP blog.

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Things My friends say during video games as starters

-“Holy shit I’m a squirrel!”

-“Why are you autopathing into a wall?” -“Are you trying to get off your balls?” -“You wanna carry the bitch? Then carry the bitch?” -“So I’m a bitch now?” -“smut smut in the butt butt.” -“Will you buy my shit?” -“Nevermind go away.” -“I leave for two minutes and you autopath into a bush” -“Like a pro miner!” -“Pro miner doesn’t need to be careful. PRO MINERS GONNA DIE!” -“I was just minding my own buisness, putting diorite in the ceiling and the next thing I know a zombie comes up behind me and wants to suck my dick.” -“The ceiling was Just like ‘I’m gonna take a shit’” -“Oh my god it’s a hoard of pigs!” -“I know this cave like I know the back of my hand…….not well!” -“Can I have a sex on the beach………wink.” -“I’m gonna boop the puppy’s nose. Boop!” -“You guys need to fuck. Right now. WHile I’m watching.” -“Do I need to make you guys stand up to fuck?” -“I could have so much pork chops right now” - “You two are now horny. You can go fuck now!” - “I’m just gonna go stand in the sink.” - “Look at all of the babies from all of the sex.” - “His milkshake brings all thr questers to the yard and damn right it’s better than yours.” - “This is just a bunch of talking to people. How about you get off your lazy asses and talk to them yourselves.” - “It just hurts!” - “You left nipple bitch!” - “Don’t go near the taint!”

Bonus- Things overheard to people in the same room -“Smell that fucking detergent before I make you smell it.” - “That was so bad it made my balls tickle a little”

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[pintsizedlchemist]

A little girl with blue eyes and violet hair approached the alchemist with an almost shaking body. "M-mr Elric.... could you sign this for m-me?" She stuttered with her words while trying to hand over a notebook for him to sign.

Ed couldn’t help but smile a bit. “Sure thing.” He pulled out his pen and took her notebook. “What’s your name?”

[hugs-and-kisses-for-bitches]

“L-Lana….. Lana Maditachi~” The girl took a deep breath while trying to calm down. “I’ve seen some of your fights around my town and I just happened to see you again today. I think you’re pretty cool entering the military at a younger age than everyone else~” She explained and looking at the floor, nervously smiling.

[pintsizedlchemist]

Ed laughed a little. “Yeah, well, a lot of things happened in my life.” He signed the notebook. “To Lana, live strong and walk with your head held high.” He said as he wrote it down in her notebook.

[hugs-and-kisses-for-bitches]

That made Lana smile more as she listened. “Um… I’ve been wondering, c-could I see your arm? I’ve seen you do some really cool things with it and I wanted to know how you did that stuff in your previous fights.” Lana said and kept smiling while waiting for Edward to finish writing in her notebook.

[pintsizedlchemist]

Ed laughed and gave her notebook back to her. “Sure, why not?” He pulled up his right sleeve.

[hugs-and-kisses-for-bitches]

“Oi…” She kept smiling but she had a question that she was dying to ask since she first saw Ed. “If you don’t mind me asking… what happened to your arm?” Lana asked after touching the metal arm hesitantly.

[pintsizedlchemist]

Ed was kind of shocked to hear the question, not sure how to respond, he simply said, “It’s kind of a long story.”

[hugs-and-kisses-for-bitches]

She sighed and rubbed her neck a little bit. “I understand~” She opened her mouth to say something once more but decided against it as she was not sure how Edward would react. “…”

[pintsizedlchemist]

Ed blinked. “What? Is something wrong?”

[pintsizedlchemist]

A little girl with blue eyes and violet hair approached the alchemist with an almost shaking body. "M-mr Elric.... could you sign this for m-me?" She stuttered with her words while trying to hand over a notebook for him to sign.

Ed couldn’t help but smile a bit. “Sure thing.” He pulled out his pen and took her notebook. “What’s your name?”

[hugs-and-kisses-for-bitches]

“L-Lana….. Lana Maditachi~” The girl took a deep breath while trying to calm down. “I’ve seen some of your fights around my town and I just happened to see you again today. I think you’re pretty cool entering the military at a younger age than everyone else~” She explained and looking at the floor, nervously smiling.

[pintsizedlchemist]

Ed laughed a little. “Yeah, well, a lot of things happened in my life.” He signed the notebook. “To Lana, live strong and walk with your head held high.” He said as he wrote it down in her notebook.

[hugs-and-kisses-for-bitches]

That made Lana smile more as she listened. “Um… I’ve been wondering, c-could I see your arm? I’ve seen you do some really cool things with it and I wanted to know how you did that stuff in your previous fights.” Lana said and kept smiling while waiting for Edward to finish writing in her notebook.

[pintsizedlchemist]

Ed laughed and gave her notebook back to her. “Sure, why not?” He pulled up his right sleeve.

[hugs-and-kisses-for-bitches]

“Oi…” She kept smiling but she had a question that she was dying to ask since she first saw Ed. “If you don’t mind me asking… what happened to your arm?” Lana asked after touching the metal arm hesitantly.

[pintsizedlchemist]

Ed was kind of shocked to hear the question, not sure how to respond, he simply said, “It’s kind of a long story.”

[pintsizedlchemist]

A little girl with blue eyes and violet hair approached the alchemist with an almost shaking body. "M-mr Elric.... could you sign this for m-me?" She stuttered with her words while trying to hand over a notebook for him to sign.

Ed couldn’t help but smile a bit. “Sure thing.” He pulled out his pen and took her notebook. “What’s your name?”

[hugs-and-kisses-for-bitches]

“L-Lana….. Lana Maditachi~” The girl took a deep breath while trying to calm down. “I’ve seen some of your fights around my town and I just happened to see you again today. I think you’re pretty cool entering the military at a younger age than everyone else~” She explained and looking at the floor, nervously smiling.

[pintsizedlchemist]

Ed laughed a little. “Yeah, well, a lot of things happened in my life.” He signed the notebook. “To Lana, live strong and walk with your head held high.” He said as he wrote it down in her notebook.

[hugs-and-kisses-for-bitches]

That made Lana smile more as she listened. “Um… I’ve been wondering, c-could I see your arm? I’ve seen you do some really cool things with it and I wanted to know how you did that stuff in your previous fights.” Lana said and kept smiling while waiting for Edward to finish writing in her notebook.

[pintsizedlchemist]

Ed laughed and gave her notebook back to her. “Sure, why not?” He pulled up his right sleeve.

[pintsizedlchemist]

A little girl with blue eyes and violet hair approached the alchemist with an almost shaking body. "M-mr Elric.... could you sign this for m-me?" She stuttered with her words while trying to hand over a notebook for him to sign.

Ed couldn’t help but smile a bit. “Sure thing.” He pulled out his pen and took her notebook. “What’s your name?”

[hugs-and-kisses-for-bitches]

“L-Lana….. Lana Maditachi~” The girl took a deep breath while trying to calm down. “I’ve seen some of your fights around my town and I just happened to see you again today. I think you’re pretty cool entering the military at a younger age than everyone else~” She explained and looking at the floor, nervously smiling.

[pintsizedlchemist]

Ed laughed a little. “Yeah, well, a lot of things happened in my life.” He signed the notebook. “To Lana, live strong and walk with your head held high.” He said as he wrote it down in her notebook.

[pintsizedlchemist]

A little girl with blue eyes and violet hair approached the alchemist with an almost shaking body. "M-mr Elric.... could you sign this for m-me?" She stuttered with her words while trying to hand over a notebook for him to sign.

Ed couldn’t help but smile a bit. “Sure thing.” He pulled out his pen and took her notebook. “What’s your name?”

[pintsizedlchemist]

"You, My dear Edward, are the smallest human male I've met" -Gravity

“You little… Why don’t you say that again!?”

[blissfulgravity]

“I SAID YOU’RE TINY YOU PINT SIZED MIDGET!!” -Gravity.

“Grav… I don’t thing you should make Mr. Handsome Alchemist Mad” -Bliss

[pintsizedlchemist]

“Uh… Who are you two?”

[blissfulgravity]

The younger, and clearly nicer of the two girls giggles. “I’m Bliss Mr. Handsome! And the meanie one is my older twin sister Gravity! She has a problem with boys. …and everyone actually. But she can be nice! She died for me once.” -Bliss

The other girl, who is now clearly known as Gravity mutters something under her breath and speaks up “you’re not suppose to tell people I’ve been dead Dumbass” the elder twin hits Bliss over the head with her fist, Bliss Wincing but seeming not to care.

[pintsizedlchemist]

“Your... both weird.”

[pintsizedlchemist]

"You, My dear Edward, are the smallest human male I've met" -Gravity

“You little… Why don’t you say that again!?”

[blissfulgravity]

“I SAID YOU’RE TINY YOU PINT SIZED MIDGET!!” -Gravity.

“Grav… I don’t thing you should make Mr. Handsome Alchemist Mad” -Bliss

[pintsizedlchemist]

“Uh... Who are you two?”

[pintsizedlchemist]

"You, My dear Edward, are the smallest human male I've met" -Gravity

“You little... Why don’t you say that again!?”

[angstmemes]

My muse is being held hostage and is being experimented on. Send me “What have they done to you?” for my muse’s response to yours finding them shackled and chained in a small room.

[shielddeputydirector]

Send my muse notes from their father

[rppanda]

Break my Muse. Tell them everything you’ve ever felt about them on Anon or not. Every flaw you despise, every hateful thought, spill them out to them. No limits.

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Send me Anons as my muse's child(ren)

Bonus if you hint the other parent!

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[pintsizedlchemist]

“Don’t stand up yet.” (Baldurs-servant)

“Shut up... I’m fine. It’s just a temporary replacement leg.”

[memes-for-the-rper]

Not-doing-too-good sentence starters

“Whoa, are you okay?”

“You took that hit pretty hard…”

“Don’t stand up yet.”

“That definitely looks broken…”

“Walk it off.”

“How are you feeling?”

“When was the last time you slept?”

“You look like shit.”

“Have you been eating enough?”

“Here, let me help you.”

“Why are you limping?”

“You’re really pale…”

“Did you just go throw up?”

“Why aren’t you eating?”

“______? You’re bleeding…really bad.”

“That looks infected.”

“Why didn’t you tell me earlier?!”

“I told you you’d get sick.”

“How many fingers am I holding up?”

“Wake up–you were hyperventilating, are you okay?”

“It was just a dream, you’re alright.”

“Look at me–you’re safe.”

“Take a deep breath.”

“Are you bleeding?!”

“How’d you get a bruise like that?”

“What happened?”

“Let me help you!”

“Can you hear me?”

“You hit your head pretty hard.”

“Don’t move.”

“I know it hurts, I’m sorry.”

“Breathe.”

[bluehairedshortie-blog]

pintsizedlchemist:

“Sure thing Levy. Wanna meet at the job board?” He smiled, a little sad she had to leave, but he would see her tomorrow.

“Huh? Oh yeah! I’ll let an alarm to be there an noon, hopefully I won’t sleep through it. If I do, just come wake me up. Mira or Lucy will be able to show you which dorm is mine.” 

[pintsizedlchemist]

“Sure thing. Sleep well Levy.”