Ranking jrwi pcs by how much you can trust them in the kitchen
Rumi/Elena - grew up in a bakery, canonically cam cook a decent steak (hard), has an eternity to do basically nothing but get better at cooking, those pastries are probably heavenly
Thanatos - makes some mean deviled eggs, i bet if he gets mad enough you could use his body for kbbq
Chip - hes like, decent, can cook a few things really well, extremely good at taking very simple/cheap ingredients and making something really good out of it. doesn't go out of his way to cook though (he thinks he's bad).
Peter - hes a little bit of a disaster but hes getting better, has a great chocolate chip cookie recipe and hes always assigned to make the salad at dinner parties and potlucks. sometimes he makes a recipe from his childhood and its always some form of mid century abomination but i forgive him for it
William - the best cook of the prime defenders the same way that jay is the most reasonable of the riptide pirates, he can cook a few things decently and won't burn the kitchen down but thats about it
Kian - I don't think he's GOOD but hes not BAD. He mostly eats out but if he has to he can make pasta for himself or something, also a master at making breakfast for all those one nights stands he keeps having
Rolan - he can make your classic college meals, but mostly raw meat, he eats a lot of raw meat, bug moment
Dakota - all this dude eats is pizza, he can make digornios but thats like...it
Gillion - can cook eggs and nothing else, he's not even good at it
Rand - Has not cooked a day in his life, if someone walked him through the steps it probably wouldn't end in disaster but I wouldn't trust him to know the difference between a teaspoon and a tablespoon
Vyncent - by Fauna standards hes an okay cool but by prime standards hes abysmal, stay five feet away from his cooking at all times it might be actually toxic to humans
Ashe - Has started a fire by trying to boil water before
Jay - She will cause an explosion, please whatever you do do not let her cook she's going to make that bodyswap curry from revolutionary girl utena or something
Exandroth - if you let him cook the resulting dish will be composed of worms and other bugs (living), writhing flesh (of indeterminate origin and he won't tell you) , the souls of the damned (screaming) and a sauce made of distilled light (tastes like if you licked a battery and a lemon at the same time). if a mere mortal so much as tasted it they would go insane. not advised.
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