Piperspipes

My entire life is a shitpost

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Nico: Wanna play 20 questions?

Will: Sure.

Nico: Ok you go first.

Will: Ok... Uh what’s your favorite color?

Nico: Triangle, my turn, you like boys?

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Hey! :-) I have a little tip so you can get more notes on your posts! Tag them with pjo incorrect quotes or hoo incorrect quotes! :D I love your blog have a nice day (sorry if this came across as like rude or something it wasn't meant to be)

Aww thank you!! This is some really great advice and I’m happy you like my blog!!☺️💞💞

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Percy: what the heck are you doing up there

Annabeth, standing on the table: this is my cabin I can stand wherever I want thanks

Percy, sighing: where’s the spider

Annabeth: it’s over by the door can you please-

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Kronos inside Luke’s body:

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I’m glad to announce the three new admins for this blog!! I’m sorry that I couldn’t pick everyone, and I spent a good thirty minutes struggling to decide who to pick ;-; please don’t be crossed with me if I didn’t pick you, it was a really difficult decision on my part, and I read through a lot of amazing applications but these three were the people who I have decided to make admins:

@quite-lovelie

@piperspipes

@fanipalaxy

You’ll be receiving an email sometime today with instructions of how to join this blog, so make sure that you check your email for that! Welcome to the blog!!! You can do anything you’d like with this, and if you aren’t ready to post any incorrect quotes at the moment, there’s a bunch of quotes in the drafts you can use for now!

Also, if you guys have any questions just message me on @invalidprophet !!

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I’m screaming omg 💞💞

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What have I just made-

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Piper: No more toxic friendships in 2018, no more toxic thoughts in 2018, and no more toxic people in 2018

Percy: Only toxic by Britney Spears in 2018

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Percy: WHO ATE MY FRIES? IM GONNA FUCKING KI-

Annabeth: Sorry, I did.

Percy: -ss you and buy you some more. Do you want anything else?

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Percy: Hey, why aren’t koalas considered bears?

Annabeth: They’re marsupials

Leo: They don’t have the koalafications

Percy: ~TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE~

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Percy: Z is just a sideways N

Jason: please stop

Percy: Zo

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Percy: hey, see that field over there?

Octavian: yeah?

Percy: that's where I grow my fucks to give

Octavian: but its empty

Percy: yup

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Leo: I think I pulled a muscle

Calypso: Leo you can't pull what you don't have

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Drew: it's illegal to be cuter than me

Piper: we're all going to jail then

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Nico: last year I was miserable and depressed but this year I turned that shit around so I'm depressed and miserable now

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Percy training new campers: so you're not really supposed to do this but this is what I do

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Percy: I'm getting a haircut today

Leo: which one

Percy: strand #2084 is getting longer than the rest