Nanatsu no Taizai

These quotes are 100% canon, promise. Submissions & ask are open!! Just a warning, this blog may not be totally spoiler free, so trend safely.

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Gowther: I hate small talk. I want to talk about death, aliens, sex, what life means, and why we're all here.

Saleslady: So are you gonna buy that skirt or nah? 'Cause I gotta close up in about 10 minutes.

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King: capitalizing every word in a sentence is vomit-inducing.

Ban: Enjoy Your Trip To Puke Land, Boy!

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Elizabeth: Don't tell your mother

Meliodas: Kiss one another

Elizabeth: dIE fOr EaCHoThEr

Meliodas: *chokes on suffering*

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Arthur: Woah, you could fit a lot of cereal in this bowl.

Meliodas: Am I crazy, or is Arthur getting stupider?

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Ban: *gets down on one knee*

Elaine: oh my god, it’s finally happening.

Ban: *ties shoelaces*

Elaine, tearing up: he finally stopped wearing fucking crocs

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Elizabeth: when you said you’d do “magic in bed”, this wasn’t exactly what I was expecting

Meliodas: *holds up 8 of hearts* is this your card?

Elizabeth: *softly* holy shit

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Operator: 911 whats your emergency?

Ban: my wife is going into labor and i don't know what to do

Operator: is this her first born?

Ban: no this is her husband

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Howzer: dude, me an Elizabeth go waaaaaay back.

Meliodas: *pulls out a knife* do you wanna fucking die?

Escanor: oh he has a knife.

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everything here is so true I'm dying I want these to be on nnt for real

every one of these quotes is what NnT would be like in the modern world lol

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Gloxinia: the first person to reply to this is gai

Gloxinia: *gay

Gloxinia: wait a minute

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Zeldris: FOUR MONTHS.

Demon king: what’s he talking about?

Meliodas: it’s really not that big of a deal

Zeldris: THATS HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT.

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King: *choking*

Ban: help! i need to call 911 but the 9 button isn't working!

Meliodas: just turn the phone upside down and use the 6!

Ban: genius!

King: *stops choking momentarily* what the fuck

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King: I’ve only slept for nine hours over the past nine days and I’m right on the verge of having a mental breakdown

King: *bites his spear*

King: this isn’t a bagel

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Mael: i thought i just saw Zeldris, it wasn't him though, this guy had a normal sized head

Zeldris: excuse me

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Meliodas: every girl is PERFECT and beautiful in their own way and anyone who disagrees can fight me

Ban: I'm not disagreeing but i do kinda wanna fight if your down

Meliodas: a fight for the sake of fighting is the purest form of fight lets go

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Meliodas: nothing is free

Diane: love is free

Escanor: friendship is free

King: sleep is free

Merlin: knowledge is free

Gowther: air is free

Ban: everything is free if you take it without asking

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Ban: i have a plan

Escanor: no killing or stabbing

Ban: i don't have a plan