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Gowther: I hate small talk. I want to talk about death, aliens, sex, what life means, and why we're all here.
Saleslady: So are you gonna buy that skirt or nah? 'Cause I gotta close up in about 10 minutes.
King: capitalizing every word in a sentence is vomit-inducing.
Ban: Enjoy Your Trip To Puke Land, Boy!
Elizabeth: Don't tell your mother
Meliodas: Kiss one another
Elizabeth: dIE fOr EaCHoThEr
Meliodas: *chokes on suffering*
Arthur: Woah, you could fit a lot of cereal in this bowl.
Meliodas: Am I crazy, or is Arthur getting stupider?
Ban: *gets down on one knee*
Elaine: oh my god, it’s finally happening.
Ban: *ties shoelaces*
Elaine, tearing up: he finally stopped wearing fucking crocs
Elizabeth: when you said you’d do “magic in bed”, this wasn’t exactly what I was expecting
Meliodas: *holds up 8 of hearts* is this your card?
Elizabeth: *softly* holy shit
Operator: 911 whats your emergency?
Ban: my wife is going into labor and i don't know what to do
Operator: is this her first born?
Ban: no this is her husband
Howzer: dude, me an Elizabeth go waaaaaay back.
Meliodas: *pulls out a knife* do you wanna fucking die?
Escanor: oh he has a knife.
everything here is so true I'm dying I want these to be on nnt for real
every one of these quotes is what NnT would be like in the modern world lol
Gloxinia: the first person to reply to this is gai
Gloxinia: *gay
Gloxinia: wait a minute
Zeldris: FOUR MONTHS.
Demon king: what’s he talking about?
Meliodas: it’s really not that big of a deal
Zeldris: THATS HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT.
King: *choking*
Ban: help! i need to call 911 but the 9 button isn't working!
Meliodas: just turn the phone upside down and use the 6!
Ban: genius!
King: *stops choking momentarily* what the fuck
King: I’ve only slept for nine hours over the past nine days and I’m right on the verge of having a mental breakdown
King: *bites his spear*
King: this isn’t a bagel
Mael: i thought i just saw Zeldris, it wasn't him though, this guy had a normal sized head
Zeldris: excuse me
Meliodas: every girl is PERFECT and beautiful in their own way and anyone who disagrees can fight me
Ban: I'm not disagreeing but i do kinda wanna fight if your down
Meliodas: a fight for the sake of fighting is the purest form of fight lets go
Meliodas: nothing is free
Diane: love is free
Escanor: friendship is free
King: sleep is free
Merlin: knowledge is free
Gowther: air is free
Ban: everything is free if you take it without asking
Ban: i have a plan
Escanor: no killing or stabbing
Ban: i don't have a plan