PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Cosmic Funnies
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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@pipissalesman1997
* ARE YOU TIRED OF BEING [[A Nice Guy, Really!]] * DON’T YOU JUST WANNA GO [[Hyperlink Blocked]] ???
Hi! multimuse for my undertale babes not including Muffet because @sat-ona-tuffet will live on. it’s been 10 years i won’t get rid of her now
Like // Reblog if you’re interested in interacting with a low activity multimuse featuring SPAMTON G. SPAMTON as written [[Buy]] me, Sylvie!!!!
replaying through chapter 4 because my save file 2 was the one where i beat the knight in chapter 3 and had the shadow mantle. apparently. (i think my file 3 is going to be my weird route? but that shit scare me.)
I'm definitely SICK ugghhh
Random Headcanons
🥝 - How organized are they? How does being in a messy room affect them, if at all? Do they let their mess overflow in other spaces? 🍓 - What allergies or intolerances do your Muses have? How do they handle them? Is it something potentially dangerous or just inconvenient? How do they avoid triggering these intolerances? 🍍 - What is an event that seemed of minor consequence to them when it occurred, but ended up impacting their life/development in a bigger way? 🍊 - What influences their personal style? If they had limitless resources, would they change how they dress or style themselves at all? 🍋 - Is there anything special about their diet, and how do they manage it? If they were to gain/lose a lot of weight suddenly, how would they react and adjust? 🍈 - How do they calm down when they are upset? Would they act differently trying to calm down in a group setting versus all alone? 🍑 - Describe a bad day they recently experienced (not necessarily dramatic/tragic) and how they handled it. Did they break down? Did they withdraw? 🍇 - Who has the greatest influence over their life? Who can easily change their mind or push them to do something they don’t want to? Negatively or positvely. 🍉 - What is something they have done that they feel the most guilt over? How do they handle this guilt? Does the guilt ever get resolved? 🍒 - How easily do they succumb to peer pressure? If not easily, what could make them cave? 🍌 - Who is someone that makes them feel uncomfortable? How do they handle interactions with this person? What is the source of the discomfort? 🍐 - What sort of weather/season/climate do they feel happiest in, and why? What weather/season/climate do they hate? 🍎 - What is a hobby or interest that they would be distressed over losing access to? I.e a dancer who breaks their leg for months, etc. How would they cope?
I just think if Noelle or Kris kissed her cheek she'd spontaneously combust.
"That was uncalled for." (from Shade, who's got near silent footsteps, to Susie, who it probably accidentally scared the hell out of and nearly got swung at if not actually got swung at)
SWISH!
It happens so fast that Susie barely even realizes she's done it. Natural reactions and all that. When the realization strikes that she just missed a deadly swing of the axe of... someone, she rests the weapon on her shoulder and bares her teeth at them.
"What the hell dude?! You can't just- sneak up like that!!" Her voice is a mix of that slight, post-shock anger and... genuine concern?
talking to the caretaker muse vibes ... sentence starters
"I need a hug, please."
"I can do this, too. I can help!"
"Thank you for taking care of me."
"Can you give me a hand with this?"
"You can lean on me, too, you know."
"You're always there for me... thanks."
"I'll take it easy if you promise to, too."
"It's really cold, can I have your jacket?"
"Can I just curl up on you for a minute?"
"Sorry I sobbed all over your shoulder…"
"Okay, I'm in bed. I'll stay in bed. You win."
"Thank you for always keeping me safe…"
"I really appreciate you being here for me."
"You don't have to be so strong all the time."
"You're always so strong, how do you do it?"
"No, I'm taking care of you today. No arguing."
"Sorry for bothering you, again, but I need help."
"You don't have to keep doing everything for me."
"I don't feel very good. Can you make me some soup?"
"You're always looking after me. Let me look after you."
"They hurt me... I'll get the shovel and you can get them."
"You brought me a snack…? Thanks, yeah, I forgot to eat."
"I don't need you always fretting over me! I can handle this!"
"Did you bring the first-aid kit with? Just asking for a friend."
"I'm only going to go lie down if you come lie down with me."
"You remembered? I haven't talked about liking this in forever!"
"Are you sure it's not too much…? Always having to look after me?"
"You believe in me way more than I believe in me, and I appreciate that."
"It's okay, they don't matter. You don't have to do anything for my sake."
"I'm trying to do better, because I don't want to keep causing problems for you."
"I just feel bad, because you're always doing so much for me, and I want to do more for you!"
*Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? (to suuuuusie)
There's a moment, a flash, an instant that Susie wants to react like usual. Yelling at Berdly was a pastime of sorts, and... Well, he's a pretty easy target. But... No. Hesitation hits.
"...So what!? It's.... Y'know what, nevermind! No one asked your opinion anyways."
Huff. Defensive is better than going on the full-on attack, she supposes.
random questions … sentence starters
“Are you cold?”
“Where’d you put it?”
“You got this for me…?”
“Did you hear the news?”
“Do you believe in ghosts?”
“Did you seriously buy that?”
“How long ago did it happen?”
“Who do you have a crush on?”
“What are you doing out here?”
“How long have I been asleep?”
“Did you have anyone in mind?”
“Have there been any updates?”
“Do you want to go out with me?”
“What’s wrong? You don’t like it?”
“Did you make this? It’s beautiful!”
“You’re sticking to that story, huh?”
“Do you need something to drink?”
“I didn’t catch that, what’d you say?”
“Can I make you something to eat?”
“Why are you the way that you are?”
“You sound like a frog, are you sick?”
“How have you survived for so long?”
“Did you hear anything else about it?”
“What happened? This wasn’t like this.”
“You mind if I crash here for the night?”
“Do you want to just… get out of here?”
“Do you think I deserve to be forgiven?”
“What, you’ve never been here before?”
“Hold on, where’s this all coming from?”
“Does that sound like its getting closer?”
“Have you ever been to (place) before?”
“Why can’t you be honest with yourself?”
“Do you need somewhere to stay tonight?”
“I… I don’t understand, what’s happening?”
“Why do you let them talk to you like that?”
“Do you know how ridiculous that sounds?”
“Do you think people can earn forgiveness?”
“How long have you been dealing with this?”
“Why don’t you admit when you need help?”
“Why don’t you ever tell the truth, not ever?”
“Do you honestly expect me to believe that?”
“What makes you think I don’t care about you?”
“Why do you think you can get away with this?”
“How long have you been hiding this from me?”
“Who made you feel like you don’t deserve love?”
“Are you okay…? ‘Cause you don’t seem very okay.”
“Do you think you have feelings for (her/him/them)?”
“Why can’t you be honest about what you’re feeling?”
“What makes you think this is going to end well for you?”
“Seriously, you’re telling me you’ve never tried it before?”
“Do you think you’re better than everyone else, is that it?”
“Really? Do you really think that little of me that you think I’d do that?”
“Why would you do that? What made you think that was an okay thing to do?”
hurt feelings … sentence starters
“I trusted you…”
“You hurt me. Why?”
“That was uncalled for.”
“I… I thought you loved me.”
“Why are you acting like this?”
“That was a cruel thing to say.”
“—– How could you say that?”
“That was a low blow, even for you.”
“Your love hurts more than their hate.”
“Why are you saying this, I don’t… understand?”
“Don’t come back. I don’t want to see you, again.”
“You told me I could trust you. And then you did this.”
“You betrayed my trust. I don’t think you can get it back.”
“If I’d known you felt that way, I wouldn’t have come back.”
“You’ve never been like this before. What’s gotten into you?”
“I just want to know why you hurt me like this. I deserve to know.”
“Everyone warned me not to get close to you. Turns out they were right.”
“How could you do this? I asked you not to. I ask you. And you did it, anyway!”
“If you could say that to someone you claim to love, I’d hate to be your enemy.”
“Don’t touch me. I don’t want you near me. I don’t want you anywhere near me!”
“You love me…? What a joke. You don’t do things like this to people you actually love.”
“The fact you feel comfortable saying that to me just proves what kind of person you are.”
I'ma reblog some memes to get into the spirit of writing again because a bitch loves a good Prompt
I like to think Susie would be pretty fiercely protective of Kris' identity, actually.
"Who the fuck he/him's Kris?"
Susie is no longer "by request only" and is moving from test muse to secondary muse!
oh shit.
Once i get icons made up for her it's over for you fuckers. Susie is biting the bars of her enclosure. ( @savefiled this is your fault.)
Tobias Fox count your fucking days.
