Walking disaster

mentally unwell they/them, nerd

[raw-dawging-life-like-a-loser]

kon talking about both Bernard and Tim.

[alishadoesrandomstuffs]

Possible responses to Kon asking Tim, "would you still love me if I was a worm?"

1. "I'd probably like you more as a worm than as a person."

2. "How would that even work? Were you already a worm before we met? Were you born a worm? Are you the clone of Lex Wormther and Superworm? Or did you get turned into a worm? Could Zatanna turn you back? Would you be able to talk? You know the average lifespan of a worm is 2-7 years? What kind of worm would you be? Do you-"

3. "No."

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[pipliekit]

For all the fanfics I see with Bruce being completely unhinged about hiding his secret identity, I gotta say like half of the Batman media I consume that man unmasks himself for the love of the game.

[three-semicolons]

My favorite multi-decade long schtick between Tim and Dick is the thumbs up.

Like Dick is so proud and so terrible at showing it, and Tim is so desperate to make him proud and so terrible at receiving it, and they’re two dorky, sentimental, emotionally stunted dweebs, and I love ittttt 😭

[uniasus]

Dick Grayson, y'all.

Bruce's #1 security risk

[pipliekit]

Every time a doctor tells me that a weird body thing I have is fine 'but if it gets worse go to the ED' I die a little inside

[pipliekit]

I named my kitten after Tim Drake and now he is very determined to do parkour post surgery... Which feels cannon tbh

[justangrymacaroni]

A witch puts a spell on a girl, a sleeping spell that promises the girl shall wake through true love’s kiss. Men come and kiss her. She slumbers. Women come and press their lips to hers, but still she sleeps. Many years past, and the girl remains still. One bright morning,  a lost little boy finds her resting spot and clears the dust and grime from her face. He offers her a kiss on her forehead, and her eyes flutter open. She never feels romantic love for a man nor a woman, and she cares for the boy until the day she dies.

A young woman is imprisoned in a castle by a monstrously formed prince. The servants of the castle hope for them to fall in love, and when the spell is broken they assume their prayers have been answered. They are all surprised, but nonetheless pleased, when it is revealed to them that the young woman and prince are the truest of friends, and nothing more.

They say the kingdom is ruled by an evil queen, a woman who is incapable of loving. She is unmarried, she has no consorts, and she wishes for no partner. She is the wretched queen, the heartless queen. She must hate her daughter, for her daughter is beautiful, and women are incapable of liking another woman who’s prettier than themselves. It must be for this reason that the princess was sent away, not for how she was attacked by a man in the woods. They say the kingdom is ruled by an evil queen because she cannot love. The queen loves her daughter, and that is enough for them both.

There lives a prince who is forced to choose a bride at the ball. He meets many beautiful women, but find none which he loves. He spies one in a gorgeous gown and wonder in her eyes, and he dances with her all night long. The kingdom is sure he has found his bride. When the clock strikes midnight he tells her how he will never love a woman, or a man, in the way he is expected to. The beautiful woman smiles and tells him she expects nothing from him. The next morning the prince and the beautiful woman are missing, having run off together to see the world. They leave their shoes behind in their haste.

Many kinds of love exist. It doesn’t all have to be romantic.

[the-haiku-bot]

Many kinds of love

exist. It doesn’t all have

to be romantic.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[maythefruity]

my brain is in fact tamsy caines

[decompose1]

real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????

[decompose1]

why is this getting notes again everyone STOP talking about white collar & rich guy shit i am a BLUE COLLAR DYKE!!!! THIS IS A JANITORIAL COMPANY!!!! i will NOT let you make this about white collar businessmen the poors are funny too ok

[probuccalfat]

great! now do the same medical study with women

[probuccalfat]

[tarelkaravioly]

The smile on your lips drives me crazy

[mangosmoothies]

tamsy canonically being easily scared is so funny to me like okay princess

[bizarreaizen]

Someone: hey can you give me some relationship advice?

Me who's aroace: Communicate.

Someone: I tried but it didn't-

Me: break up.

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[pipliekit]

I will say this is something that pisses me off when I'm reading s cond person 'You did X' no the fuck I did not!!!

[liirker-at-thresholds]

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere

[liirker-at-thresholds]

The church of scientology is on tumblr and they are sending me anon asks telling me that they can't even commit to reporting a post