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[laqueus]

oh hp deskjet 2710e we're really in it now

[bigscaryartist]

stegosaurus gyaru oc

[bigscaryartist]

Yeah i drew this because of that meme

[squiiids]

[communist-ojou-sama]

there really is something really funny about an author who is determined to have every character in their story be straight but every single straight relationship dynamic is a very boring static "she likes him and he's oblivious about it" or whatever while unthinkingly and constantly giving those same characters the most insane emotionally-intense and profoundly ambiguous relationships with characters of the same gender, but insisting that it's 100% platonic

[crimeronan]

CDC finally fuckin' recommended the new COVID boosters for everyone in the US. letting my american followers who don't check the news know because i've been turned away for wanting to get an extra booster & now won't be anymore & it's Lovely. most americans are not going to get these and are going to grumble about them, which sucks as far as spread goes - but DOES mean u can schedule with ur local pharmacy sooner rather than later. please do so. ur immunocomprised friends and ur own body will thank u.

[8one6]

[padawan-historian]

no caption needed

[gravitcat]

[osacreates]

them !!!

[a-tarrrragon]

[desert-palm]

[faffreux]

WELL THAT’S JUST BEAUTIFUL

[boiledcaprisun]

tea party

[straycatj]

ちゃいろネズミつれてかれた…

ちくしょーですよ…

She takes my brown mouse... It's just goddamn

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

feel like ppl are getting meaner and it's weird to see

[6fft4-deactivated20240911]

how do you mean

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

bro forget this post for a second - i opened this app today at 9am and the first post i saw was you reblogging some horny shit about “sliding in and stretching her real good”. 9am on a wednesday. what was that all about?

[cali]

name your baby boy gargoyle. do it for me. and if its a girl... hmmm... name her gargoyle

[zandraxofnebulon]

If shes a boy name her garboyle and if hes a girl name him girlgoyle

[emwheezie]

gooby woobies

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

The use of difficulty ratings (easy/medium/hard) rather than levels of firmness (soft/firm/hard) to describe egg yolk viscosity implies the existence of higher difficulties such as "eggs over-legendary" and perhaps even "eggs over-nightmare"