[cartoon-fanaticism]

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

[wassuppeas]

[gutsygills]

mold pisses me off so much

oh you have to eat your produce the moment it leaves the store or the fuckin Hungering Dust will get it. and. poison your food

[piracyismymiddlename]

Perusing the village's sole shop you see many items of a value. But, they are all things you have looted from crypts, tombs, dungeons, and the like before and sold for what is mear bread crumbs to you now. But one item in particular catches your eye. What is The Sword of Caus Monot, Lord of the Universe doing in a random, nameless town's shop.

"That's a fine sword" you say to the merchant "how much do you ask for that beauty"

"Fiften thousand gold pieces" the old man says.

"Ten thousand"

The old man gives a chuckle saying "I don't haggle, boy"

"Maybe you can haggle with this" you say, producing a visably enchanted dagger, dark magic swimming along the blade, and ruby slowly bleeding imbued on the guard.

You point the blade at the old man. A burst of energy ricochets of the shop keep's face, flooding the room. The darkness clears. You see the old man looking as though he were lightly stifled by an autumn breeze. How? You had used the blades magic to cripple even the most fearsome of warlocks, and outright kill any foe less capable, in a singke shot. And yet, this geriatric merchant made it look like a mear childrens toy.

The old man says "Think about what type of person who would part with a blade like this. Probably an adventurer who no longer has the need for any type of weapon?" The old man smilled "I'll give you a rematch, on the other side" And with a snap of his fingers you could feel the lightning of a hundred thunder storms coursing through you at once. And then, there was nothing left.

[yyamssoup]

yknow Like

[piracyismymiddlename]

Foxes :)

[satiryuu]

this took 13 hours and 36 minutes according to clip studio

[bornt-urnge]

[piracyismymiddlename]

My roster prediction for the next Smash game; it will have a roster.

[piracyismymiddlename]

Video game hint/tutorial character who lies to you and gaslights you.

"Press [Alt] + [F4] to access your Inventory"

"You should have saved before that fight. What? I never said there was an autosave"

[shetheyslain]

Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths

[mlcfa]

being warned by your teammates that you have been going too hard on those energy drinks and not sleeping enough and now you have to try to convince them that you just fought the brain of some giant nerd and you're 99% sure you also saw a visage of your dead dad

[yasuouehara]

Pigma when he found out James took an 80-year loan from a bank to finance the construction of the Great Fox and 64% of the Star Fox Team's earnings of completed missions is used to pay the debt

[atlaslovesedm]

pretty pretty please

[skipppppy]

Among my most popular works last year was a series of comics I made after watching Sonic 3 where I was like “what if Shadow got a spinoff series where he and a grieving Stone were forced to live together” and then the bottom comic got 50k likes on twitter

[where-the-tumbleweed-plays]

Today was a long day

Sometimes you just need to scream about it

[piracyismymiddlename]

>monday: fail to rob a bank

>tuesday: get an innocent man arrested

>wednesday: hardcore rock collecting(dayoff)

>thursday: perform a one man hostile takeover of the world's largest criminal syndicate

>friday: get murdered by my subordinate

This is what a RealMan™'s work week looks like!

[solnecco]

new star fox! ⭐️🦊