crash. bang. smoke.

author of stories about vengeful women

[piratedgender]

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salem, 26, they/them, white, disabled, tme femme lesbian

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minors + terfs dnfi

more about me + what i post under the cut!

✧ 🦢: this is my blog where i post whatever i want!! i’ve been on this hellsite for ten years and i will ride this sinking ship to the bottom of the ocean

✧ 📀: taylor swift, fob, ethel cain, mcr, chappell roan, samia, the greeting committee, paramore, mitski, remi wolf, lorde, the 1975

✧ 🎞️: yellowjackets, the pitt, doctor who, star wars, severance, succession, spop, potc

✧ 🎮: botw/totk, the sims, gta v (mostly reserved for my deranged sideblog — mutuals dm if interested), rdr/2, stardew valley, portal/2

✧ 📜: like the bio says, i’m an author and i talk abt my stories/ocs sometimes ! including but not limited to: sagara (sagara series), adla sader/kaiya johnson (untitled, affectionately dubbed “chem lesbians”), ava/leo/esi/lou/baz (oak manor)

✧ 🐇: semi-baby furry, i love animals and tags lots of them by emoji, and i use the tag ‘character design’ for most anthro art

✧ 🧺: i also kinda just post whatever. current events, recipes, shit that makes me laugh, shit that makes me cry, etc. variety, as they say, is the spice of life

✧ 🪐: mutuals feel free to follow me on other socials! i’m piratedgender most places but dm me if u cant find me:)

✧ 🏷️: dm/ama in general!! i’ve been fully active this year for the first time in year and miss having tumblr friends. dont be shy! <3

✧ updated 2.12.26

[abortionado]

three cheers for ambiguous bisexuality

[toxicroyjamie]

Happy pride month, Jamie Tartt. You were openly bisexual. You didn’t know that but you were

[bladeweave]

their eyes are BROWN they are not hazel they are not amber they are BROWN say it with me now

[heavensghost]

[gouged-doll]

[sorryiwasasleep]

the kids in hsm2 shouldve unionized that country club

[batsdotjpg]

tbh potato is easily in the top 10 reasons to live

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

Oh man I can't believe I forgot. You know that post that was like "tell me what clothes you've bought because of a character" or whatever. I searched for ages to find an adequate white cable knit sweater because of Ransom's in knives out.

[soryeo-deactivated20221120]

Oscar Isaac as Poe Dameron in Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

[midbyte]

still a wip but god. god i love her so fucking much

[midbyte]

[dzumii]

girls yearn for popular media with a butch as a main character

[fortuneaday]

[ipusheveryoneaway]

normalize dates to museums, aquariums and libraries.

[bashcrandicoot]

Based on a true story

[homoquartz]

i’ve warmed up significantly towards the concept of small talk ever since i learned that its sole purpose is to make friendly noises.

as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it’s just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we’re small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, “i’m not here to hurt you. here’s something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we’re on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i’m being light-hearted and non-threatening right now.”

small talk isn’t to get to know a person. it’s just a greeting to affirm you’re buddies in the universe.

i am motivated by wanting the other person to know i am friendly, so i have gotten pretty decent at small talk when i used to hate it.

[piratedgender]

[themisally]

[sacred-portal]

[pussymargiela]