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how on fucking earth

detective pikachu was a cute movie and all but the part where they drenched a mr. mime in gasoline before setting him on fire and watching him burn alive was really fucked up

luxicaltric

hey op i didn’t think you were serious

porterr-robinson

sandersstudies

This is so

Unnecessary

myrrhguy-deactivated20250626

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

yinx1

You can’t. Just save this video to your phone. Show it to them if they laugh you’ve made a friend, if not their loss.

cyborg-sabi

Redoing my commission info!

Will do: OCs, Fandoms, Fluff, Furries.

Won’t do: NSFW, Complex Mechs, Heavy Gore.

+$3 per extra character

+$6 Complex background

If you want something more specific or traditional, just ask!

cyborg-sabi

About to redo my commission info and up my prices so this should be the last week y’all can get this specific offer. 👍👍

I accept PayPal invoices, ko-fi, and now venmo!

cyborg-sabi

Sunday is the final day for these prices and a full colored piece is going to be about double what it is now.

ridiculousbirdfaces

Long-wattled Umbrellabird (Cephalopterus penduliger) in Ecuador by Mario Espinosa.

gallusrostromegalus

Today in “If I drew that it would get criticized for being unrealistic”

what-makes-me-anna

derofeba

when my computer decides to deny me access because of “admin restrictions”

kitkat285

As someone who works in IT, nothing has ever been a bigger mood than this.

psdo

*shrug*

hanbeihood

important for any artist

lookmanolifeskills

Heck, show this to every man in the world who assumes he knows what boobs look like.

wiggle

blazeofgold-deactivated20190921

has anyone else noticed there’s a very specific way women interrupt each other in conversation that’s quite distinct from the way men interrupt women in conversation? like, women seem to interject a lot more– not as a silencing tactic, but to show their enthusiasm or agreement, cause they perceive a conversation as kind of collaborative, organic exercise. but i feel like men get really annoyed if you excitedly interject when they’re saying something (most specifically in a debate/discussion context) because they perceive conversation as something combative or competitive and see an interjection as a threat or a challenge. i’ve also noticed men dismiss women’s way of talking as being sort of incomprehensible and nonsensical because of this habit we have of seeming to butt in or finish each others sentences excitably.

chambaeli

Also I think most women’s way of speaking appears more “incomprehensible” and takes much longer (making it seem like they talk more) is because as a rule they always acknowledge the subjective aspect of their opinions rather than stating them as fact, which is what most men do. Takes almost twice as long to say “I feel like _ is maybe _” or “Idk if it’s just me but I’ve noticed _”. Instead of just, “It is _” like one is an objective authority. In trying to be nuanced and acknowledging things they don’t fully know, women end up being perceived as both less confident and less concise in their speech. Whereas men pronounce their observations like they’re onstage at Tedx.