[depsidase]

[dystopiansocietystraw]

when i tell you i had an aneurysm

[pixelartpeach]

"Average canyon is full of arachnids" factoid actually just a statistical anomaly. Average canyon has a normal amount of arachnids. Spider Gorge-

[turtleduck-inc]

tumblr has like 5 jokes that just get recycled.

it’s very efficient that way.

[lynnnshooty]

average tumblr user only knows five jokes factoid actually just statistical error. Spiders Georg-

[the-bible-translated]

[zim-kinnie]

Whenever Americans use Cryillic like. That. I just. Instantly shrivel up an cry

[zim-kinnie]

Like idk how to tell you this but н isnt h and и isnt n

[skyheartstar13]

It’s true and you should say it.

[zim-kinnie]

Я isnt R

Р isnt P

В isnt B

[shipping-is-life-1-0-1]

If you want to explain, what does it mean then? 0.0

[zim-kinnie]

н makes n sound,и makes ee sound, я makes ya sound, р makes r sound, в makes v sound

[shimmedmilk]

you mean, like, ня?

[aveture]

oh no. It can be made with Cyrillic now

[zim-kinnie]

ня

[verminviscount]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE EXPLAINED

[zim-kinnie]

НЯ

[degenerate-perturbation]

НЯ

[give-fnc-chocolate]

[zicygomar]

[exvind]

OH. GOD.

[lizord-lord]

THATS SO FUNNY

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[thegaymertrainer]

If you come in you don’t have to come out

[anneofgreengaybles]

every time you see a headline like this

I want you to remember these ones

[anneofgreengaybles]

And these ones

[leebrontide]

Don’t let anybody tell you that nobody is doing anything. Don’t let anybody tell you that we are helpless and hopeless.

[vexwerewolf]

New gender-neutral bathroom just dropped

[soup-mother]

me: every time my back pain flares up i feel like an 80 year old woman

80 year old woman: every time my back pain flares up i feel like a 22yo transsexual on the internet

[jazzypizzaz]

[lookmanolifeskills]

This post is gross and will make you sad.

Last night I dreamt that I found all these mouse sized puppies, and I went and got a plastic bin and a towel as a place to put them, but when I got back I couldn't find them. I wandered around looking and could only find this weird slime, but then I realized that the grass had been mowed and the slime was puppy remains so I went home and cried, and then my husband didn't realize why my shoes were outside and brought them in and got puppy guts on the carpet.

[kingjaffejoffer]

[barbieofcolour-deactivated20211]

she just lets them wear whatever tf they want :’)

[1dietcokeinacan]

@theocseason4 Miss Fox Did That!

[bvlgaria]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it’s only an unpaid internship if you don’t steal enough office supplies

[ramenismyhome]

Stealing is wrong

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

You mean unpaid internships? I agree

[historical-nonfiction]

When Electricity Was New and Scary, People Needed Guidelines on How to Be Safe

Here are some great safety posters, from what is today the Czech Republic, circa 1920s and 1930s

“Don’t Use A Whip Near Electric Lines”

“If the power isn’t off don’t poke the outlet!”

“Warning! Don’t wipe electric devices with a wet cloth!”

“Don’t touch electric devices while taking a bath!”

“Don’t touch heaters while operating a vacuum!”

And my personal favorite: “Fixing it yourself will cause more harm; call a professional and don’t worry.”

[pavlovpuppy]

space documentary: In about 5 billion years, our sun will enter its red giant phase, destroying Mercury, Venus, and possibly Earth as well.

me, knowing full well that there’s no way I will be alive by then:

[woonyoung]

Witches missing the hidden pool at the peak of a mountain. Thank you very much :)