oh no not you

im emily and i only post from 2:45am to 2:56am so keep an eye out for my nightly garbage

[cannolis-blog]

[mytacosareyummy]

[stickynutjuice]

stop following me if you got any astrology or kpop in your url please

[hoseoch]

sure thing, stickynutjuice

[stickynutjuice]

imma tell jimin you said his boy jungkook got a boy pussy in your fan fic

[catchymemes]

[normalshrimp]

me eating a pringles

[pixelartus]

Backbone

Website | Trailer | Release: TBA 2019 (PC, PS4, XB1, Switch)

“Backbone is a pixel art cinematic adventure with stealth and action elements. As a private investigator Howard Lotor you are set to solve detective cases, interrogate witnesses, explore the intriguing retrofuturistic Vancouver, and sneak your way to safety using smell-based stealth mechanics.

Backbone collides the visual and social contrasts of film noir with anthropomorphic animals and dystopian fiction. Crawl through the dark alleys of pixelated Vancouver, and experience the impactful storyline focused on themes of power and prejudice.”

[swampghouls]

me, pressing the side of my head into my cat’s side: you sound like a car… i love you, motor boy

[bowserblr]

here he comes!!!!

[c-bassmeow]

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

why dont they sell egg nog all year i chug that shit like

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cum.

[astraldemise]

a stray cat showed up in my garden earlier and i named him todd howard as a joke but now i have to live with this because my stepfather just said “todd howard didnt eat the cat food i left out for him”

[astraldemise]

this is him

[kisshugger-deactivated20171213]

oi guv

be a good egg and toss us a quid me ma n pa are dead

[crustyclarinet]

i’m not into star wars but the person that plays rey has the same name as two characters that will never be in smash bros

[crustyclarinet]

i’m gonna go back in time and kick my own ass

[onion-souls]

[mxxnlightviolet]

Me rolling up to talk about my aquariums

[superotakugirl1993]

What the fuck??

[mxxnlightviolet]

[pissvortex]

so

will tes vi have actually decent foot modeling or will the foot fetishists have to step in to pick up the slack again

[pissvortex]

lest we forget

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

those are his hooves you b*tch

[regularlesbian]

HEY HEY HEY WHOA WHOA DO YOU

MOTHERFUCKERS

EVEN KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT FOOT MODELING??? LET ME LEARN YOU LITTLE BITCHES A THING RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW

IT IS ONE OF THE HARDEST JOBS OF Apud Helvetios longe nobilissimus fuit et ditissimus Orgetorix. Is M. Messala, [et P.] M. Pisone consulibus regni cupiditate inductus coniurationem nobilitatis fecit et civitati persuasit ut de finibus suis cum omnibus copiis exirent: perfacile esse, cum virtute omnibus praestarent, totius Galliae imperio potiri. Id hoc facilius iis persuasit, quod undique loci natura Helvetii continentur: una ex parte flumine Rheno latissimo atque altissimo, qui agrum Helvetium a Germanis dividit; altera ex parte monte Iura altissimo, qui est inter Sequanos et Helvetios; tertia lacu Lemanno et flumine Rhodano, qui provinciam nostram ab Helvetiis dividit. His rebus fiebat ut et minus late vagarentur et minus facile finitimis bellum inferre possent; qua ex parte homines bellandi cupidi magno dolore adficiebantur. Pro multitudine autem hominum et pro gloria belli atque fortitudinis angustos se fines habere arbitrabantur, qui in longitudinem milia passuum CCXL, in latitudinem CLXXX patebant.

[aurovar]

man this dude was so heated they regressed to their past life as caesar, scourge of gaul

[regularlesbian]

are you sure?

[airframeextender]

i like how this post hit peak tumblr post formatting in under 500 notes

[kidzboppizza]

So no Animal Crossing?

[mjalti]

i crave simple things in life like fresh sourdough bread with a shallow but ornate dipping bowl containing olive oil/balsamic/fresh herbs on a moonlit evening overlooking the sea in some fuckall, Mediterranean location where i’m left alone to eat my bread and let the iodine from the sea air heal my torn up spirit & also six hundred million dollars in unmarked duffle bags stuffed into a swiss bank account box i receive for completing a job of dubious morality

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