We Are All Trying To Be Holy

Is there a god at the bottom of the bottle?

[dogpuppy]

[xanaxfarts]

[two-goblins-in-a-trench-coat]

in case you don't know what amphibians look like

[fapper]

Eau eau eau

[geniusoflove]

texting my coworker “hey! how are you feeling” and reading it 40 times to make sure i didn’t accidentally type how are you sex cum penis ass cum porn 1080p hot cock

[lovingjoana]

i actually can’t relate but LMAO this is hilarious

[geniusoflove]

thanks for laughing anyway

[adz]

im in the pussy like turmeric in tupperware

[adz]

nods serenely

[halondrus]

I CANNOT GET THIS VIDEO OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD. HUNGRY HUNGRY PIZZA FOR ME. MY HUNGRY ASS WILL EAT JUST ABOUT ANYTHING!

[reachperfection]

[thememedaddy]

[corpse-toy]

plausible deniability remains highly erotic

[corpse-toy]

let's convince ourselves that this is okay. let's rely on technicalities to exonerate ourselves. let's avoid looking what we're doing in the eye. let's live under its shadow, both aware of what this is but unwilling to say it out loud, since that will shatter the careful illusion we've built

[isopresso]

オオハナインコ

Moluccan eclectus

[smsomah]

Cormorant fishing in Yangshuo near Guilin, Guangxi, China. Christian Vaisse

Cormorant fishing is an old tradition in which fishermen use trained cormorants to catch fish.

[misericordiia]

gen z deadbeat father who left to get oat milk and a vape

[specialagentartemis]

“This recipe is perfect for weeknights—it only takes 30 minutes!” and and the first ingredient is an entire butternut squash cut into 1-inch cubes

[dogpuppy]

[64mpg]

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[flannelgirlfriend]

I love this post so much my friend put it on my 30th birthday cake

[j-tee]

Bug party

[liittlecreatures1985]

out and about and my phone is at 15% battery: better not use it so it doesn’t die on me

5 minutes later: googling average gas mileage in 1950