Yes My Pussys Green

Sam / 28 / She/They (not nonbinary?? cis?? i have it for funsies bc idc) / Bi / DNI if ur a scorpio, a horny straight man, or a minor / You might be here for my simblr! Please visit @simblrd!

[mrningbrd]

If you play audio without headphones at an airport or on a flight, i wish death upon you and your bloodline

[starbiology]

he would not fucking say that!!!!

[ofswordsandpens]

surely there has to be another option between "churning out 20-episode seasons every year and the actors never see their family or friends and don't have time to do any other job and hate the show at this point" and "maybe you'll get 8 episodes every 2 to 4 years :)"

[sailatina3]

[cpericardium]

happy pride

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

[motherblackcap]

I heard it was that time of year again.

[mrningbrd]

Happy pride! 🩷💜💙

[weasterberry]

OP turned off reblog because they were weak and/or a coward but I wanted the post they stole off Twitter on my own blog so I'm doing it manually

[nvpengyou]

“are u okay?” no i need more money

[cpericardium]

You can sing OR you can play basketball. You can't do both. Never think that

[spitelesss]

if you sneeze without covering your mouth on public transit then you deserve *pauses to consider my convictions regarding punitive justice* *nods head resolutely* the death penalty

[carolsturka]

[tall]

[mrningbrd]

IM NOT KIDDING

[treecitysessions]

I know people who project movies on the wall instead of having a tv aren’t truly enjoying it like there’s no way it’s not pissing you off that the movie has your wall all over it…..

[ozempicofficial]