Yes My Pussys Green

Sam / 28 / She/They (not nonbinary?? cis?? i have it for funsies bc idc) / Bi / DNI if ur a scorpio, a horny straight man, or a minor / You might be here for my simblr! Please visit @simblrd!

[mrningbrd]

If you play audio without headphones at an airport or on a flight, i wish death upon you and your bloodline

[roboco-san]

if you are pure of heart and strong of spirit, grocery shopping takes just half an hour and only hurts a little bit

[gladiochud]

Jesus Christ man I just woke up

[razerbackbitch]

[beefwizard91]

Tumblr is a landfill full of victims of parental neglect who think jacking off & smoking weed is funny

[fwizard]

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

[verygoodcomments]

[crazysodomite]

are there more images in this genre

[homophobla]

[junewild]

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[ethernalium]

Resident Evil 4 (2023)

[hagiomoto]

Is there anything he haven't wear yet

[balaclava-trismegistus]

a condom

[tragicburnout]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

[mrningbrd]

please god tell me this is just ironic and not like...that....

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

the last food you ate is your nickname now how is it going

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Voting ended onJul 20

[elveny]

If your business can only be reached and all info about it only be accessed via Facebook or Instagram, know that it isn’t reachable or accessible AT ALL.

The whole metaverse can no longer be properly viewed without an account and I am definitely not making one just to see your contact info or opening hours.

Get a fucking WEBSITE. It can be just a static landing page with the relevant information. But get off the metaverse!