[tics-deactivated20201202]

[taurus-deactivated20210526]

if he says lewd get the fuck out of there

[gothbitch69420]

Just felt like reminding you all that this is the real, canon height difference between Doomguy and Bayonetta.

[possqueen]

[rita-remade]

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

those words you never wanna hear... fee fi fo fum

[hustlerose]

big fan of situations where nobody gets hurt 

[gunsandfireandshit]

OSHA

[cowboy]

crazy frog was right... whats going on</3

[keepthetina-deactivated20250618]

[forbiddnsky]

just diagnosed with forehead kiss deficiency:/

[gomjabbar]

every time a new Star War movie or show is announced all the fans are like “OMG Glup Shitto is back 😭😭😭”

[thestanconfessions]

[thestateonmtv]

the nature of thestanconfessions ensures that geniuses like this go uncredited and that’s one of history’s greatest tragedies

[blackarachnya]

all movies are bad except for most of them. and some of those are bad too except the ones that arent because they are 

[geslotencirkel]

brings a little bag of cedar sawdust to the club

[geslotencirkel]

“can a get a bump” Lol umm. sure you can . little weevil..

[sirartwork]

Approach, mortal, and receive thy judgement.

[slightmood]

professor: you are failing this course

the rat living in my shoulder bag who i spent time training instead of doing the course work: *pops head out and plays sad wah wah wah wah noise on trombone*

[intsoc-deactivated20171101]

Go figure, leftists are only good for playing with rodents 😂 Simple minds, simple pleasures I guess. All we have to do to distract them is jangle a set of keys or throw something shiny

[slightmood]

[michellechang]

had to send an e-mail AND make a phone call today

[jupiteronic]