Can You Move Your Seat Up?

No

[stupidadultfangirl]

MICHAEL B JORDAN YOU ARE AN OSCAR WINNER!!

[angelicdewdrop]

[classycookiexo]

[capricorn-born]

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

[weaselle]

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[vmohlere]

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[hyrude]

this is the text of good fortune, reblog in 60 seconds and $1200 will spontaneously materialize in your bank account🙏🙌💪🏻😤

[punani]

Mother, I hope all is well💫 My good friend is a black queen studying to be a psychiatrist but she cannot afford her education due to the pandemic. Can you please spread this message? This is her GoFundMe link

Thank you so much❤️ and especially thank you for fucking me UPP with Fluffer.

!!!!!!! BOOST

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[virgocity]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[leradny]

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

[getlostpeeves]

It fucking WORKED.

[kezia-kawaii]

give me money

i can’t afford to breathe

[mercury-kid]

i need to fix my whole life please

[radfemyukakoyamagishi-moving]

Bro I’m so fucking broke

[rudefemyukakoyamagishi]

Still broke 😳

[biconicfebfem]

please work.

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[virgocity]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[leradny]

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

[getlostpeeves]

It fucking WORKED.

[kezia-kawaii]

give me money

i can’t afford to breathe

[mercury-kid]

i need to fix my whole life please

[radfemyukakoyamagishi-moving]

Bro I’m so fucking broke

[rudefemyukakoyamagishi]

Still broke 😳

[biconicfebfem]

please work.

[pissoff-ghost]

Please wwoorrkk

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[4velitta4]

I feel like this could be useful in my future

[astrologypixies-deactivated2016]

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

[getupoffyourcassbutt]

If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me

[pissoff-ghost]

I know in my heart of hearts that Chris Evans belongs to a black woman. I know a black woman’s white man when I see one. Mark my words

[chaneajoyyy]

I see no lies here

[royallyprincesslilly]

Me neither!!! She is me. I am this black woman.

[brattylikestoeat]

Here I was thinking I was that black woman.

[royallyprincesslilly]

I mean polygamy is a thing in America.👀

[pissoff-ghost]

Sharing is caring beloved😭⚰️

[pissoff-ghost]

I highkey believe Sebastian Stan will end up with a black woman too 😩

That one’s a bit shaky in my opinion but I also have hope😭💀

[hypnotic-flow]

so when a dude is getting his dick sucked and he's cumming, but she keeps sucking, does that feel good orrrr..? 💀😂 I've never sucked dick before and I'm just curious 😅

alright, im going to show you a some gifs and pictures. tell me what you think they mean.

[shutupjae-blog]

All these gifs are so accurate I’m crine

[hypnotic-flow]

[nellycee83]

Suck the life out his soul

[callmedeku24]

Accurate af

[afrodite-athena]

I still never know whether the reaction is good or bad

[curvedbullets]

^^ some dicks get SUPER sensitive after cumming 🤔

[tittytaytay]

its the worst best feeling imaginable

its horrifyingly exhilarating

[nnylakk-deactivated20200901]

#suckwhilehecums2kforever

[biryanibarbie-blog]

^ 😂

[snail-nip]

@xbabyxplantx this is so funny

[xbabyxplantx]

This answered my question a question i didn’t know i had

[aweirdcoolsquid]

It’s way too much happening at once and you don’t know what to do

[eroticallyyou-deactivated201606]

I’m dead. Fucking dead 😂😂😂😂

[thejerseyjournal]

IF HE DIES ….HE DIES

[hypnotic-flow]

WHAT.THE.FUCK. 😭😭😭

[imdoctorkirby]

@aspiring-daddy @newyearsyves

[christm6syves]

Lmfaoo

[mystic-beavty]

Bruh 😂😭😭😭😭

[melaninandmoscato]

If you really wanna make that shit feel good, lightly pull on his balls while he’s cumming. It essentially forces your body to work harder to cum, making the sensation more intense and last longer.

[daddynoooo]

^ thank you

[rachelmaree]

😂😂😂😂😂

[petroboomin]

[eatyourenglish-blog]

THAT^

[lesteslayss]

😂😭😭😭

[hypnotic-flow]

[themightysquiggle]

😂😂😂😂😂

[neweraking93-deactivated2019071]

After we just lay there like

[wy-so-serius-deactivated2019041]

Yo I done died a million times over 😂😂😂

[spasianlove]

🖤😱😁

[youaintreallywild-deactivated20]

[thekatandi]

then you be laying there stuck and can’t get your words together like

[blkbutterfly816]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂

[applehennyx2]

Lmao ….

[itzyaboy-dame]

This whole post 😭😭😭😭😭

[yungmelaninking]

ACCURATE 😭😭😭💀💀💀

[misunderstoodkiki]

Lmfaoo… I love posts like this

[petersspideysense]

tom, zendaya and jacob being asked “what’s the similarities between you and your character?” whilst they all emit their character’s energy is still the funniest thing

[pissoff-ghost]

Genuinely curious, why do you think he’ll end up with a black woman? That’s what I hear a good amount of people feel

Idk lmao it’s just something about his energy, I just know💀

[pissoff-ghost]

I pray to the Lord you are right!!!! “That’s a black woman’s white man” took me out!!! 🤣 ooh lawd yes!!! I’ve been saying for years he’s so comfortable around black women and he glows next to any black woman he’s pictured with. Evans you better follow your heart & notwhat the society thinks you should do if you truly want happiness. I know the world is expecting him to marry a certain type of woman, but the world will be shocked when she’s a Nubian Chocolate goddess, but we won’t! 💅🏾✊🏾🙌🏾❤️

Chris Evans 🤝 black women

[pissoff-ghost]

I know in my heart of hearts that Chris Evans belongs to a black woman. I know a black woman’s white man when I see one. Mark my words

[pissoff-ghost]

Good morning to John Boyega only.

[pissoff-ghost]

I repeat, Good morning to this beautiful man and him alone.

[hayaosmiyazaki]

john boyega: i hate racists

every white person in his replies: i can’t fucking believe you targeted me personally like this this is so hateful and disgusting how could you say that