homestuck blog

i chose this url when i was 15

[splorfstuffss]

[latehypocrite]

awesome sauce

[ieatroach-deactivated20260322]

false memory

[irasciblecaustic]

"Holy shit lil man! You're becoming strong as fuck! But next time lil bro, don't tackle hug me while I drink orange juice"

[dingodad]

H3Y ROS3 C4N YOU S33 MY F33T

Yes, Terezi. Look at mine. I'm facing Deltritus.

ROS3 W3 H4V3 P3N1S3S 4ND W3R3 FUCK1NG D3LTR1TUS W1TH TH3M

Excuse me bitches. Everything you've just said about being patriarchs and having penises you can impregnate the world with has been echoed and amplified down the hall, where I'm creating small mutant children in a lab. We all heard what you've said about spraying your seed toward the fertile womb of Deltritus. Just letting you know.

[patricks-mom]

[thegreatlearning]

I’m pregnant with you and it’s me

[vriskan8or]

LUCK IS ON YOUR SIDE

[girlwhodoeskratom]

🙁?

[dersitedreamr]

Dirk watching his boyfriend (Jake) and his best friend (Roxy) plan a trip to Atlanta for Spring break without him

[dersitedreamr]

They’re like “sry dirk we didnt think itd be ur scene :((“ and he doesnt even try to hide his disappointment meanwhile jane finds out waaaay later and starts genuinely tweaking but has to pretend shes totally fine and doesnt care that her friends didnt invite her to do a Normal Girl Thing and is trying so hard to not think about the implications of that

[dontsaythatillcry]

dirk n jane decide that THEYRE gonna have a Normal Spring Break Trip together TOO. they are not capable of this and whatever they end up doing together is maybe the least normal possible thing they could.

[daveymaybe]

i dont post abt lil hal enough

[calware]

jesus christ

[hourafterdawn]

[darknessangel]

A Vrisrezi drawing from the summer that I never posted for some reason

[coolscar]

lady gaga fans mentioning joe calderone to homestuck fans who were active in the fandom during the rise of cronus kinnies will never understand the memories they’re forcibly resurfacing

[ouroblorbos]

guy who fucking sucks (i reread detective pony & now i’m thinking abt him again)

[volokita-kurkumut]

[andrewhussie]

does karkat have IBS in canon

i’ve been sitting on this for a while, but you know what? fuck fear of backlash. REPRESENTATION MATTERS! yes, i intended to reveal that karkat has ibs from day one.