Literally just hanging out and vibing weeeee

adult

[aceofpans]

i dont care about FASHION i dont follow TRENDS, i dont build OUTFITS, i wear clothes i LIKE and if it looks shit i KILL MYSELF

[kitkenk]

it's a little stuffy in here, sorry

[willowcrowned]

what gets me about the padawan haircut is that there was absolutely no precedent for it in the original trilogy which means that george lucas just wanted to do that to ewan mcgregor

[orthoscheme]

there are more weird small brown mammals than you could ever ever imagine

[orthoscheme]

You dont know this one

[headspace-hotel]

i do its a patagonian mara

[eroscestlavie]

2000s warped tour type rock musicians who should be given a glock and immunity from legal persecution list:

1. Hayley Williams

2-100: All other female rock musicians from that era even the non famous ones

101: Ryan Ross with a note that just says “Finish the Job”

[eroscestlavie]

People putting men in the tags of this post are missing the point. The point is to give women guns and to eliminate Brendon Urie without implicating a woman in the crime. Thank you

[dogpuppy]

[creepycrag]

Needlessly poetic in a way that draws your credibility into question. The whimsical typography also reduces the gravity of the statement. Please see the revised edition attached below.

[b0nkcreat]

My fucking pringles just blew away in the wind

[b0nkcreat]

if my favorite pringle got swept into the sky never to be seen again i would not be posting about it on tumblr i would be an active suicide risk

[susie-heart]

Can we maybe calm down?

[b0nkcreat]

RESPIRATORY ILLNESS

[tsunflowers]

i had a dream u suddenly changed ur name to flowersdere and when i woke up the words 'your full name is tsunflowersdere???' Escaped my mouth to my confused dog.

well now I might change my name to flowersdere bc we need more love in this world

[madredhattie]

turtle school

[madredhattie]

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

[puppyslimegirl3000]

No im not

[segamascott]

i recognize myself in you

[segamascott]

bit of a bitch

[sparklefurever]

(c) HollowGirl44, 2012 https://www.deviantart.com/hollowgirl44/art/In-the-moonlight-325102936

[furryartchive]

My wolf in the moonlite

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[homunculus-argument]

Hey idk who needs this but helpful reminder that "virgin blood" in any witchcraft shit that requires that means "virgin" in the same sense as "virgin hair" means hair that hasn't been dyed or processed in any way, natural in the default sense. So no, "virgin blood" doesn't mean blood from a virgin, just blood that hasn't been used for any other kind of witchy shit earlier.

Whether nor not someone has fucked before is completely irrelevant. Any act of fucking doesn't instantly make someone contaminated or un-magic any of their shit. You're just not supposed to re-use blood for blood magic. That's just not. Just do not. Like that's just weird who does that.

[homunculus-argument]

no wait that- no that's not- no.

Unles you've like, poured out ALL OF YOUR BLOOD, used it for a spell, and then somehow SIPHONED THE WHOLE THING BACK IN, that doesn't mean the blood on the inside of you is also used. And even then, if you'd had your sacrifical blood IV'd back into your body-

actually nevermind, I need to draw a graph to illustrate:

I hope this helps.

[wardenaristraith]

The blood inside of you is used. Constantly. It's why there is blood there.

If anything, the blood on the outside is unused.

[homunculus-argument]

damn they ain't lying, it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people.

[just-a-random-citisen]

Question from an uncultured mf ✋ if I use blood from a dead body, would it be staled since it isnt quabulating or would it be just normal unused blood? If it is the former, would it affect the spell in any way

[homunculus-argument]

"Dead man's blood" is a completely different ingredient than fresh blood! And just like "virgin blood" doesn't need to come from a virgin, the age and gender of the deceased is irrelevant to it being dead man's blood. It would affect the spell, the same way if you were baking a chocolate cake, and the recipe asked for a cup of whole milk, and you decided to substitute it with a chunk of cheddar.

[randomideas666]

Then what does Virgin olive oil mean????

[homunculus-argument]

I don't know. Nobody knows. That is some forbidden dark magic best left for the italians, greeks, and whoever else grows and cultivates the trees that bear them.

[ot3]

im truly losing my mind. the idea that women should call it 'petting the bunny' when they masturbate feels about ten million times worse WRT gender than any possible thing you could believe about the inherent masculinity of Jerking Off or whatever. we need to reduce harmful gendering in language by... giving behavior a stupid fucking cutesy name when its women do something??! come on. come on. what in the god damned hell are you talking about. why don't you explain to me why exactly that phrase is 'fem-centric'.

[capnsoapy]

hey! masturbator terms need more recognition!

jill off: fem boy

jack off: masc boy

jake off: androgynous boy

shlick: fem nonbinary

wank: masc nonbinary

crunch: androgynous nonbinary

pet the bunny: fem girl

masturbate the dog: masc girl

eat the oyster: androgynous girl

[what-even-is-thiss]

When I was at the movie theatre they were advertising a romcom where the premise was that unmarried people are only legally allowed to have sex once a year and that one, that one made me put my head in my hands.

[aj-lenoire]

i was so baffled by the blasé way in which the trailer presents its utterly insane premise that i saw it play two separate times before i realised “the one night a year where single people can legally have sex” wasn’t just hyperbole about valentines day or something

[tuckneverlasting]

I hope having sex thinks about me too

[guooey]

This is the kind of dope shit I would set the family computer wallpaper as once September hit