holy crap lois im a tumblr header

20 aka old enough to witness ronald reagan dying, discoursers are on thin fucking ice and annoying people get blocked lmao

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WAIT BEFORE YOU SCROLL DOWN

take a look at my puppy :)

her name is belle and she's 13 and i love her

ok you can scroll down now :)

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GUESS WHO JUST TURNED 14

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Hey I know I'm not active anymore and I don't really plan on coming back, but I thought I'd give an update you might want to know.

About two months ago, our family had to say goodbye to Belle, the dog on my pinned post if anyone remembers her. She would have been 16 in august. Here are some extra pictures I thought I would share in memoriam ❤️

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waituh..... put your notepad away waituh...... im haven't decided what to order yet waituh.....

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i wish santa was real so i could suck his dick

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i mean uhh oops where have i been haha

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i wish santa was real so i could suck his dick

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SHE DEFROSTED, RUN

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l love drama about celebrities i've never heard of. What do you mean Glup Shitto doesn't endorse Frunkle Dingus

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GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS MOTHERFUCKERS

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look what i made :)

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people not from southeastern massachusetts or rhode island will never know the joy and whimsy you get from the inside of an ocean state job lot and that makes me very sad

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every fucking cat owner on their way to name their female cat luna:

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pilonidal cyst moment

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everyone has a food addiction dipshit it came free with your being a living thing

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why did the MLG era of memes go so hard though

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BELLE I LOVE YOU AND AM SO PROUD OF YOU FOR MAKING IT THIS FAR