jimin mode

doomed yaoi luvr

[thebubblebumblebea]

Who's the best invincible variant? I think it's mohawk mark hands down

[packoreo]

Been super busy lately BUTTT anyways, here’s a little piece of comic of them 🥹🥹🥹

[farmgirlfromkansas]

my favorite genre of krypto pictures

[bugshroom]

you have only experienced one singular lame as fuck blunt rotation in your life or what… “safety tips” is killing me Who does that. ykw actually everyone in this blunt rotation is my nightmare blunt rotation.

[untitledrockshow]

dream blunt rotation

[zedogica]

the way the tape borders reality here is really interesting. what looks by all other accounts to be a stock photo is turned to surrealist art

[charl0ttan]

its crazy how pretty much every single thing you can possibly do eithetr feels bad at first and then good or good at first but then bad

[charl0ttan]

[wolfythewitch]

Odysseus moment

[my-dailydreams]

[treasuredplanet]

in hindsight sending the number one digit at a time created the funniest half second of either of our lives

[sevens-for-dawn]

[Image description: a text exchange, all in caps.

Sending: "Guess how many words I wrote today"

Receiving: "[four eye emojis]

Receiving: "How many?"

Sending: "You don't have to guess I'm going to tell you"

Sending: "1"

Description ends.]

[plagueislost]

happy birthday tim!

[wesandresons]

shia labeouf DIE. brad pitt DIE. chris brown DIE. johnny depp DIE. cristiano ronaldo DIE. conor mcgregor DIE. die die die die die die die DIE. every single abuser DIE. if you support them DIE TWICE!

[wizard-loving-wizard]

my mvp of the episode 💖💖

[brofisting]

helpful tattoo reminder: they are technically Injuries so u have to eat a lot of calories drink a lot of water and sleep a lot after so your body can Heal The Injury

[brofisting]

another helpful tattoo reminder: the 24-48 hours after you get a tattoo your brain can not be trusted in regards to whether or not you should have gotten that tattoo, if you have somehow ruined your life, if it turned out ugly, etc. ignore that

[brofisting]

finally, while i am at it: always bring a candy bar and a sugary drink to your appointment for blood-sugar reasons (worst case scenario) or so you can have a treat (unilaterally applicable)

[brofisting]

this has been your friendly neighborhood haver of 19* tattoos (assorted sizes and placements)

*not totally sure here. bad at counting

[parasocialanxiety]

Can I just emphasize that not everyone reading this has yet encountered the information that injuries require food, hydration, and sleep? I think the way many people associate rest and injury is that you rest the injury itself to avoid making it worse, but overlook that the healing process itself requires rest regardless of if not-rest directly injures it further.

Also exercise is a form of controlled injury so that as your body heals it heals stronger. You also need food-hydration-rest for strength and cardiovascular improvements after exercise.

[inkydandy]

The temperature where I’m at shot up suddenly and of course I start thinking about superhero suits.

[inkydandy]

A couple of overdue New Year’s things! I feel like we all could use a Lazarus Pit to resurrect our desiccated bodies and souls left from 2020…I know I could. Here’s to hoping 2021 will be better.

[larkralbirdy]

Tim + his brothers

[hppjmxrgosg]

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

[hppjmxrgosg]

you shut your mouth.

[goth-queen]