Broland.
Broland Hash - He’s a nobody in a trench coat, wearing a hat, playing detective. Where there is trouble, where there is a problem of an insignificant nature, Broland Hash is there. Where there is danger, he has most likely caused it. He will come to your rescue if you call and pay his price. Sometimes his price is candy. He really likes candy. He will eat candy all day long and not gain any weight. He is a stick-man.
No job is too small. Some jobs are far too big. If a box of kittens is in trouble he already knows about it and is on the way. Sometimes he is even on the way when it is one kitten, it depends how slow the week has been.
One time he got his finger stuck in a hole, just a normal hole. He didn’t even need to put his finger in there but he still did. he is curious, like a cat. He owns a cat, and he saves boxes of kitten, there is a pattern. He likes cats. he once ran over a cat and cried for a week, a whole week. He became dehydrated. He has since recovered.
He is around the corner, maybe not your corner but he is around someone’s corner. If you find him he will count to fifty while you go hide. He loves that game. It is not always about games, some things are serious. His dedication to the overlooked is haunting. Sometimes he dresses up as a ghost and scares little children, it’s funny.
There are mysteries all around us, he wants to solve them. Did I mention he has a magnifying glass? because he does, and he uses it to find clues. He also uses it to burn ants, but not kittens. He talks to himself hoping you will listen because if you don’t his stories will not make sense, you might as well listen. An adventure awaits and Broland Hash will take you with him.
Broland Hash - He’s a nobody in a trench coat, wearing a hat, playing detective.