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pir8queenrising‌ :

Fuck yeah 8ecause unlike most idiots id 8e damn successful at it. 8old of you to assume i’d die in the first place!!!!!!!! I’m notoriously hard to kill. Its not? what is then if Vault hunting isnt?

Pandora’s notoriously good at killing. But hey, you seem determined.

Bandit hunting.

#pir8queenrising

@sneakers2church replied to your post:

are you wearing a cowboy hat because i got here first

nice hair tho

Thanks. And your icon isn’t wearing one, so maybe you should have staked that claim a little more thoroughly.

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eleventh0ur‌ :

hello!! im aradia, but since theres quite a few of me roaming around, you can call me eleven. im pretty certain im not a bandit, though im curious about that other variety of fun youve got in store for them? 0:

Alright, Eleven it is. You got clones running around or something? Body doubles?

The fun is that they’re going to shoot at me, and then I’m going to shoot at them, and then they’ll be on the ground.

#eleventh0ur

pir8queenrising‌ :

Holy shit???????? that sounds 8adass as fuck? Man if i werent already settled on shit here id pack it up and move to wherever the fuck you are and start hunting these things down. so i take it you successfully got into one then????????

You hear “most people die trying” and jump right on into it, huh? Learning more about you already. Good thing we’ve got so many with your mindset out there, or we’d be running out of cemetery stuffers.

And, yeah. It was on the moon, and there wasn’t much to see, but, eh. At least I got a story out of it. Vault hunting isn’t my main trade, anyway.

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good to know

is that you in your icon

Sure is. Why, you looking for fashion tips?

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cool i was first on this list

hey nisha im dave

You were the first to follow who isn’t either a) showing off their weird alien features in their profile picture, or b) already hittin’ that. Hey.

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@cyberstates replied to your post:

I don’t know what Pandora is.

Name of the planet I live on. Real fucked up, violent place. Pretty infamous, actually, can’t imagine what kind of backwater galaxy you must be from.

#cyberstates

pir8queenrising‌ :

I feel like I should 8e insulted 8ut whatever. We’re just a normal dont 8e trollpho8ic! Anyway, i’m Vriska, what the fuck is a vault?

Vaults are these big caches that are rumored to be in various places on the planet. Dunno if they’d have them in whatever galaxy you’re from. But a lot of people think there’s fame, riches, and unimaginable technology waiting inside. Most people who go looking for one just end up getting killed, though. Dangerous work.

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@cyberstates replied to your post:

What counts as a bandit?

Runs around committing crimes, doesn’t shower regularly, that kind of thing. Real scum of the Pandora types. You can get out a coherent sentence, so you’ve already got an upper hand.

#cyberstates

@sneakers2church @ghoulsmashes @pyronecromancy @cyberstates @cyb3rbvlly @dirkdotcom @eleventh0ur @zapcamon

Hi, I’m Nisha. Lawbringer. If you aren’t a bandit I’m sure we’ll get along, have some fun. And if you are a bandit, well, that’ll be fun for me in a different way.

#Never mind. I'm not tagging all of these.#eleventh0ur #I guess you because the @ didn't work though.#[[ the homestuck jumps out... also i like that eleven and terezi have snuck onto the non-troll greeter bc their icons dont have horns ]]

@9rator @pir8queenrising @l4wlz

Okay, you three have these matching orange head growths in your icons, so I’m quarantining you to this post and I’ll make another one to say hi to the normal people. I’m Nisha. Been to a Vault and lived to tell the tale, ask me anything.

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sexiestmanever1‌ :

come on, baby, don’t spread misinformation like that. my handle is entirely accurate, and we both know it.

Either I gotta get a lot more drunk right now, or you gotta get a lot less with the “baby” and the “girl.” Another problem with you being up in the artificial gravity ivory tower: no one there willing to smack more sense into you.

#sexiestmanever1 #And I'm very fun when I'm smacking things.