Bits and Bops

Always hungry

[deloveusion]

every single time

[pitabroodje]

It’s 2AM on the phone again, got me wishing we were more than friends - you know lately I’ve been thinking I’d rather be kissing again

[poppiesandpromises]

I wonder sometimes—

Your literary angels

The sparks and synapse

Do you ever see my face

Among everything divine?

[poppiesandpromises]

Ignore me, adore

Me, devour me but please

Just leave me alone

A flood, a drought, a deluge

A disaster lives in me

[cute-animals-only]

[662244]

someone being patient with u is one of the softest forms of love

[pitabroodje]

Sarah bahbah print 2023

[aidashakur]

Don’t call me pretty, tell me what song I remind you of

[roseofithaca]

Do you think Jesus ever got many carpenter requests after he started preaching? Like did anyone ever go up to him and be like; "My Lord! My Lord!" And the disciples are all: "The Master won't do anymore miracles today." But obviously Jesus is like; "Yes, my child?" And they just ask what his basic rate is to fix their door.

[sweetiepie08]

No one talks enough about the fact that Jesus had a day job.

[ranty9000]

He repaired the relationship between humanity and god, he also repaired the table in his friend Mary's house cuz it wobbled too much.

[firelordderpy]

“Jesus!”

“How can I help you my child?”

“So the Chair I got from you and your dad is great, but I tripped over it and it broke, I was hoping you could fix it?”

“Go home and be at peace, your chair is fixed.”

“Lord, did you really just use a miracle to fix his chair?”

“Luke my son, it was still under warranty.”

[tardigradetheking]

“honey that guy who made our table got crucified” 

[fierceawakening]

i am totally here for these Bonkers But Technically Canon Compliant religion posts

[highkoos]

Mannnnnnnnnn........... no one has ever shot their shot like this before....

[txrumpsta]

[scottysonthego]

dude you can respect a woman and still leave your hand print all over her ass

[roxyfication]

im sorry for being so cute and fuckable and such a good girl or whatever 🙄 like its my fault

[wh0rexchatax-deactivated2023120]

My sexual fantasy is someone being so obsessed with me that they cannot go one day without talking to me

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

maybe one day you’ll relate to the poems about being in love and being loved back. and not the ones about longing for it like it’s something distant & unattainable for you.

[positivelionking-deactivated202]

[thingsipostatwork]