The Nightmare King

[pitch-black-official]

rp blog of pitch black. rise of the guardians & guardians of childhood. canon lenient. he remembers snippets of his past, but isn’t fully aware of everything.

rules: no rules. you can ship anything you like but I can’t guarantee that I’ll reciprocate anything. basic stuff, don’t send weird stuff in the askbox (like explicit sexual things), no god modding, I am open to any kind of rp. feel free to tag me or just send me stuff, i promise I’m friendly (unlike pitch). also, I’m a (young) adult.

that being said, pitch is often an asshole, but it’s nothing personal. I just rp him that way.

[i-think-i-left-my-oven-on]

Tasty molasses cookies I made!

[pitch-black-official]

Did you leave the oven on?

[pitch-black-official]

Who kept strawberry ice cream from me?

[pitch-black-official]

I can hear the clock.

[darkiplier-askblog]

Hello again! It's been a while.

Remember when you said you'd like to meet Pitch Black?

@queen-toothiana-official

"Yes, is everything alright?" He asked

[queen-toothiana-official]

Everything's fine... He did recently make a blog though.

It's @pitch-black-official

... Do be careful if you ever do speak with him.

[pitch-black-official]

Interesting

[darkiplier-askblog]

"Hello. You must be pitch, then?"

[pitch-black-official]

No, I’m Santa.

[darkiplier-askblog]

"Truely. Spitting image." He hummed.

[pitch-black-official]

All I need is a beard.

Anyway, why’d you want to talk to me?

[darkiplier-askblog]

"Tooth said i reminded her of you."

[pitch-black-official]

… I don’t see it.

[darkiplier-askblog]

Hello again! It's been a while.

Remember when you said you'd like to meet Pitch Black?

@queen-toothiana-official

"Yes, is everything alright?" He asked

[queen-toothiana-official]

Everything's fine... He did recently make a blog though.

It's @pitch-black-official

... Do be careful if you ever do speak with him.

[pitch-black-official]

Interesting

[darkiplier-askblog]

"Hello. You must be pitch, then?"

[pitch-black-official]

No, I’m Santa.

[darkiplier-askblog]

"Truely. Spitting image." He hummed.

[pitch-black-official]

All I need is a beard.

Anyway, why’d you want to talk to me?

[queen-toothiana-official]

I feel like you’ve been needing to lecture a lot of people these past days.

Don't patronize me. -_-

[pitch-black-official]

Just a statement.

[pitch-black-official]

Just saw your recent post. How did you react to the tooth fairy collecting teeth? 🤔

Good question. I don’t remember if I’m being honest. It wasn’t that big of a deal i think.

[darkiplier-askblog]

Hello again! It's been a while.

Remember when you said you'd like to meet Pitch Black?

@queen-toothiana-official

"Yes, is everything alright?" He asked

[queen-toothiana-official]

Everything's fine... He did recently make a blog though.

It's @pitch-black-official

... Do be careful if you ever do speak with him.

[pitch-black-official]

Interesting

[darkiplier-askblog]

"Hello. You must be pitch, then?"

[pitch-black-official]

No, I’m Santa.

[flynnriders]

Hang on, is that…Jack Frost?

[weekly-darkness]

Day 16: First meeting

I'm very curious how spirits-to-be-guardians first met when they weren't yet chosen. Guess meeting a spirit that collects actual parts of humans was quite a show.

[pitch-black-official]

I hate it

[dippyfresh11037]

What do you hate?

[pitch-black-official]

Weren’t you stabbed?

[dippyfresh11037]

NO! I just asked ABOUT being stabbed!

[pitch-black-official]

And why’s that?

[dippyfresh11037]

I dunno, why do you try (and fail) to instill fear in those around you?

[pitch-black-official]

Hey no need to be snarky, i know i do my job well

[dippyfresh11037]

That wasn't cool of me, I'm sorry :(

[pitch-black-official]

It’s alright kid, don’t worry about it

[pitch-black-official]

I hate it

[dippyfresh11037]

What do you hate?

[pitch-black-official]

Weren’t you stabbed?

[dippyfresh11037]

NO! I just asked ABOUT being stabbed!

[pitch-black-official]

And why’s that?

[dippyfresh11037]

I dunno, why do you try (and fail) to instill fear in those around you?

[pitch-black-official]

Hey no need to be snarky, i know i do my job well

[pitch-black-official]

I hate it

[dippyfresh11037]

What do you hate?

[pitch-black-official]

Weren’t you stabbed?

[dippyfresh11037]

NO! I just asked ABOUT being stabbed!

[pitch-black-official]

And why’s that?

[pitch-black-official]

I hate it

[dippyfresh11037]

What do you hate?

[pitch-black-official]

Weren’t you stabbed?

[pitch-black-official]

I hate it

[sauelsuesor-and-voidheart]

How was your vacation?

Good. Grandpa Slender is always nice to visit. We psychologically tortured and killed a few tourists it was pretty fun.

[pitch-black-official]

Creepy name, but sounds fun. I’m glad.