just a smeghead

my place of my new obsession close to 40, queer, and that's all I'll give. Want advice due to my age? dope. Uncomfortable due to my age and don't want to engage? dope. Im just here my dude, so give me Red Dwarf fic recommendations or give me death

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ITS BACK! DOWNLOAD BEFORE ITS GONE AGAIN

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You and I are cogs in a machine and neither one of us will be remembered after we die.

[roseofithaca]

Red Dwarf is genderswapped Golden Girls on a spaceship, in this essay I will-

[funnywormz]

rimmer is visiting your dash! quick everyone tell him to fuck off before he gets too settled

[nevver]

[nevver]

80s News Screens

[incorrect-lpotl]

Travis: What’s the hardest thing to say?

Ben: I was wrong.

Marcus: I need help.

Henry: Worcestershire sauce.

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This aged like absolute dog shit lmao

[gaynaturalistghost]

I was going through the TAZ steeplechase tag and I was like who tf is schlabethany. She’s not a main character. Then I got to her episode and I was like OH. That’s exactly what she says to introduce herself btw.

[gallwithapall]

Star trek- "Yeah so Data is an android, he doesn't have emotions, he doesn't feel, he doesn't love, he's just a silly goofy android who WANTS to be human"

Also star trek- "Yeah okay so get this, Data is a father, he names his daughter Lal which translates to "beloved", he's a cat dad, HE PETS A FUCKING FISH UNDER-WATER WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE, his neuro-pathways can connect to people just like humans can, so when a person he's close to is gone/dead, his neuropathway senses a disconnect, which mimics loss and grief, like humans, yeah no he DEFINITELY cannot feel at all..."

Fucking

Liars

The lot of them

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Travis: What’s the hardest thing to say?

Ben: I was wrong.

Marcus: I need help.

Henry: Worcestershire sauce.

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Oh boy this did not age well oh boy oh boy oh boy

[incaseigloom]

I need to.stop my brain from.braining

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yeah so, imma need you to do a livestream of all the VHS's so we can see that gorgeous, janky 90s quality film.

[hypo0826]

[margowritesthings]

[jamieleecvrtis]

GOOD FOR HER.

Suspiria (2018) dir. Luca Guadagnino Hereditary (2018) dir. Ari Aster Jennifer’s Body (2009) dir. Karyn Kusama Mother! (2017) dir. Darren Aronofsky Black Swan (2010) dir. Darren Aronofsky Gone Girl (2014) dir. David Fincher The Witch (2015) dir. Robert Eggers

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BABE WAKE UP LIL NAS X JOLENE COVER JUST DROPPED

[miniangel]

SO GOOD… TOO GOOD!!!!

[wakingstarstuff]

This comment pretty much sums it up imo

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Still no funnier phenomena in fiction than when two heterosexual guys collab on something and create characters based on them only for all the fans to think the two characters are in gay love

[janamelie]

[nitronine]

[maketheblorbsobrawl]

VOTE FOR THE MOST PACIFISTIC CHARACTER!

Captain Benjamin "Hawkeye" Pierce (M*A*S*H) VS. Sharks (Real Life)

Captain Benjamin "Hawkeye" Pierce

Sharks

Voting ended onAug 20, 2023

THESE ARE THE FINALS! This is not the matchup I expected, but choose wisely!

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I showed this to my fiance who has never spent a second on tumblr and I honestly think he loves me less...because I could only say "it's tumblr humor!" And he didn't get it and I can't explain it