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Hello I am Pitchin and this blog is a mess .3. /

[since-the-900s-deactivated20190]

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[tlirsgender]

Maybe one day we can stop moralizing the concept of privilege & everyone will get normaler about being told they have relative privilege over other people. Like literally everyone everywhere in some way. It's fine. Being aware of it can't hurt you

[tlirsgender]

There's such an endless chorus of outraged "but what if I'm poor? What if I'm autistic" and it's like. Ok. You're not getting this at all let's just start over

[evilcyclopsxmen]

"modern au" "highschool au" human/non-powered au"

Why don't you just watch glee then.

[dogpuppy]

[lookforher]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i won’t be participating

[treecitysessions]

[birdsimulator]

[fujoshane]

when i add ........... to the end of my sentence im leaving room for curiosity. i'm encouraging you to get comfortable with the unknown.......

[pisshandkerchief]

everyone's "well-adjusted" and "mentally healthy" until the "sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all" part of Bohemian Rhapsody comes on

[dogfluid-deactivated20181205]

[tatters-the-bat]

My favorite YTP jokes in no particular order:

Cutting off big numbers to be really small, especially monetary values ("Owns a business worth 1.2 dollars" "Biggest in the world! Holds two")

Game show YTPs where the completely nonsensical answer the contestants give is actually correct

Introduction sections that are artificially extended because the same guy keeps appearing over and over between other people, bonus points if the additional copies of the guy are actually edited to be there afterward

saus will never not be funny

A very animated movement or expression like a gasp or a laugh being reversed midway through

When a commercial says something like "cool, right?" and then immediately goes "No, wrong, this is actually completely normal"

[effemimaniac]

sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions

[yanguang]

the cutes..

[fairycosmos]

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

[existennialmemes]

[scrolling social media] Who the fuck is Jimothy?

[a brief internet search later] Ahh yes, ok I understand. Jimothy is my religion now.

[dankxsinatra]

[spicymochi]

your month, your mini bird wearing a hat!

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[sceptixfakemon]

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

[sceptixfakemon]

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!