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Miss Piggy
Spike from BtVS

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dirt enthusiast
Cosmic Funnies
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Who would win
Miss Piggy
Spike from BtVS
WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.
2026 !!!!!!!!!!!
my new poem: bunnies are so cute and fun / i like to watch them hop and run
straight up “drawing” it. and by “it” well haha. lets just say my Nothing
this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler
not really sure how to get her out though
for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her
PERFECT IS THE ENEMY OF GOOD!!!
a great tragedy of this world is that many things that are bad for you also look very sexy. smoking. riding a motorcycle. that crazy shit they did to saint sebastian
i have received and carefully reviewed a few respectable additions:
crucifixion
guns
bar fights
getting covered in blood
monster truck
ever since i was a little girl i wanted to cough up flower petals as a manifestation of an intense and unrequited love
Scott and Logan’s disagreement in schism isn’t so much about what needs doing as it is about who should do it. Logan is arguing only people jaded beyond fixing (by his estimate) should get their hands bloody, Scott argues whether they like it or not, they are All part of this and they’re All at risk and that dividing them up into cannon fodder and sheltered few has gotten them nothing from humanity except genocide after genocide.
Logan is saying these kids are not me, and Scott is saying these kids ARE me and when I was their age this is what I was doing, and you weren’t there so I don’t expect you to understand, but I do expect you to do as you’re told. and Logan’s like. you are my moral compass and you’re not pointing me north and I’m scared of that.
There are pieces of me still in the ballpit
(alien being shown yaoi) and you're saying, the men... have sex with each other? the men?
(alien being shown yuri) ohhh ya we do this shit too lmao
gender.
tiger.
jackpot.