Pithy in Pink

Cute animals, fangirling, the arts, and my strange sense of humor

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[kleefkruid]

cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

“yes, I’ve been wanting to read that!” I say with complete earnestness, as I proceed to ignore every opportunity I have to read it

[pelahnar]

“I’ve been meaning to read/watch/listen to that, but the stars are not in position, so I can’t do it yet”

[thoughtcascades]

me after 5 minutes of socializing: i’ve earned 3 days of silence

[bigtittygothmom666]

[viralfrog]

[deadpowol]

[tahthetrickster]

[lezbians]

being an adult is always like i have to go to the store i have to go to the store i have to go to the store

[t00thpasteface]

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

[ashtabharya-deactivated20240717]

[flabbeycrossing]

[clownboybebop]

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

[antimonarchy]

*has a thought and has to scroll back to where I was on the tumblr dashboard to remember it*

[hapalopus]

Death by a thousand $10 purchases

[kayvsworld]

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

[rizaoftheowls]

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.

[friendlynoodles]

Surfin' Noodle, acrylic on paper, 2025.

[akaahsokatano]

happy pride month !