Yikes.

Maggs | 25 | This isn’t a needlepoint appreciation blog, but I strongly encourage it.

[goldensunset]

i’m really sorry about my behavior. you see, growing up, my family- *remembers blaming all my problems on other people is really annoying and unhealthy* i mean. i am responsible for all the evils of this world and i bear sins like the sky bears the stars

[wildehacked]

things in fic I'm used to people kind of faking their way through writing about:

the city of los angeles

the city of new york

sex

how drinking alcohol works

how getting high works

how a child of any age speaks

how nuclear physics work

how [my job] works

how debilitating being shot in the shoulder is

how hypothermia works

things I have never before seen someone fake their way through writing about, until today:

what french toast is

[ralfmaximus]

I placed the bread in my french toaster, and set it to baguette

[alessandriana]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

sometimes im like i am so beating the weird allegations and other times ill be listening to a britney spears song and think ‘wow this reminds me of guinevere from the 12th century old french medieval romance poem le chevalier de la charette by chretien de troyes’

[hisuizorua]

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

[mtsodie]

genuinely so obsessed with this twitter post

[evilnermal]

there was another update

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

couldn't find a thread with both the followups together

Not on purpose!

[contemptible-scoundrel]

call me a wish mouse the way she [remembers wish mice are creatures from a particularly gruesome dream my friend had several years ago and are not recognizable figures to anyone else] whatever

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[kil9]

if my name was "wolfgang amadeus" i would also be getting a lot of shit done

[willsilvertongue]

DERRY GIRLS APPRECIATION WEEK

↳ Day 4: Favourite dynamic

[natalieironside]

We are the daughters of ppl who had kids

[drizzledrawings]

I have multiple dead horses that I beat regularly

[lainpsx]

[earhartsease]

[pavlover-boy]

[littlegreen]

oh i’m sorry would you rather me beat an alive horse?

[maidthings]

"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

[fake-lancelot]

[wifehaver103947]

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

[clothmotherofficial]

I Have Softness For You

[officialwiremother]

i have milk for you

[babymonkeyofficial]

Stop.

[kingsolomonofficial]

Cut the baby monkey in half

[mingpicket]

kink: deleting someone’s pointless comment by reblogging the post from the same person they did

[yzghuldar]

I mean, that’s censorship but okay.

[nutsacktorturer]

ksvskwbidbwkdbskbsjw

[king-of-the-freeway]

[berrycobbler]

if you're a ceaseless watcher it must feel good as fuck to turn your gaze upon a wretched thing