#pitthaunted - an independent and mutuals only roleplaying sideblog featuring original characters for HBO's the Pitt. Open to other verses and crossovers, cherished and penned by Leone (she/her, 30+, GMT+1)
This blog may contain triggering and mature themes, reader's discretion is advised. This is a sideblog to @pittmash which will follow you back.
cw: child abuse, prostitution, drug/alcohol abuse / dead dove content possible with this muse though transactions with client and abuse will not be detailled just glossed over
Skye Jaclyn Stolberg ft. Odessa A'zion
Age— 21 (?)
Originally from— Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
current job — stripper, mule, prostitue, whatever brings cash quick
Family — parents , a sister, a brother
Skye, is the story of the girl who fell through the cracks. The story of a teenage mother addicted to drugs, a father who liked them young but not too old, a tale written in tragedy that would fuck up Skye up for good.
Frequent flyer of the psych ward and the Ed for multiple reasons, frequent flyer of social services for many more, she ended up on the street at the age of 15. People always told her, she was dumb but pretty, so, to survive, she did just that. A doll to use and green came in. Enough to sustain a life of forgetting her own name. A hard life of not knowing if tomorrow held food or death.
Skye wants to convince herself that she is free, that she made a name for herself in a little empire of shit. She knows however that she's lying to herself, just like she knows that she's fucked up beyond repair. Girls like her rarely see 25 and no one really gives a fuck about her. Leave? why? The grass is not greener elsewhere, at least now, she knows which client pay and which are brutes.
❛ i’m going to be honest with you I’m not going to be honest with you. ❜ ~wellgh0st for Roy
"That's fine, you still need to do the double shift starting wednesday, because Dr. Stevens is still sick and you are the only pediatric-psych attending."
YET ANOTHER ROUNDUP OF ASOLUTELY UNHINGED COMEDIC RELIEF
ASSORTED SENTENCE STARTERS FROM AROUND THE INTERNET, including quotes from Tumblr, Pinterest, TikTok, and X (formerly known as Twitter), for when a muse wants to be a bit silly <333
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❛ I am not merely a clown; I’m the entire damn circus! ❜
❛ I will bite you if you continue this behavior. ❜
❛ Being a dramatic ass bitch isn’t a personality trait; it’s a lifestyle! ❜
❛ Trauma? Oh … you mean, my lore? ❜
❛ why must I cite sources? is it not enough to just say ‘trust me, bro’? ❜
❛ sorry for being a perfect sweetie and a genius it will likely happen again. ❜
❛ forget about touching grass; I need to touch WATER I NEED TO GO INTO THE OCEAN I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!! ❜
❛ I’m attracted to men with muppet energy and no i will not be explaining. ❜
❛ you want me to make friends with people? the thing that killed julius caesar? ❜
❛ what’s your birthstone? mine is rock bottom. ❜
❛ I absolutely hate that I’m not bioluminescent. Pathetic. ❜
❛ ohhhhh my god i have got to stop mourning the past or whatever. ❜
❛ you expect me to act like a normal human being? I’m wearing a turtleneck! ❜
❛ i don’t struggle with same sex attraction I’m actually very good at it. ❜
❛ unfortunately i often find out without even getting the chance to fuck around. ❜
❛ I’m bisexual which means that I’m attracted to anybody who can defeat me in physical combat. ❜
❛ all anyone needs to know about me is that i’m a dumbass and i love women. ❜
❛ sorry but philosophers aren’t impressive i came up with stuff like that when i was 12. ❜
❛ I pay my own bills; I can cuss all I want! ❜
❛ I don’t have rizz; I have sad eyes and a weird presence. ❜
❛ my demons are chasing me and they’re doing the Naruto run. ❜
❛ honey we are ALL doomed by the narrative. it's not that serious. have some fun with it. ❜
❛ dating me is like interviewing a psych ward patient. ❜
❛ being a girl with very large brown eyes comes with great responsibility. ❜
❛ i’m autistic in ways that you can’t even begin to imagine. ❜
❛ being a loser may be a phase to you but its a lifestyle for me. ❜
❛ entering a magical portal in the woods would fix me. ❜
❛ I’m lonely but not in a hot mysterious way; more like in a pathetic way. ❜
❛ life is so unserious just say womp womp and move on! ❜
❛ you’re vibing? In this economy? ❜
❛ just because I’m small doesn’t mean I can’t kick your ass. ❜
❛ my primary motivators are fear, spite, and aesthetic longing. ❜
❛ sorry about the chaos; I needed attention. ❜
❛ WHAT IS UP GIRL you look foreboding and malicious! ❜
❛ baby i can be your problematic bi wife. ❜
❛ i don’t think any of you understand how important i am to the plot. ❜
❛ what if we are both red flags? what then? ❜
❛ any dream can be a prophetic dream if you’re willing to do some really weird shit. ❜
❛ my hobbies include being right, being gay, and being a hater. ❜
❛ i have a phd in Loving The Color Pink And Also Glitter. ❜
❛ being a menace to society is a full time job and I am dedicated. ❜
❛ my life has been a bouquet of oopsie daisies. ❜
❛ i survive on spite, anxiety, and blasphemy. ❜
❛ if you’re not obsessed with me, why would I wanna be with you? ❜
❛ the hottest thing a man can be is a little afraid of me. ❜
❛ my love language is being a hater. ❜
❛ i don’t get enough credit for acting far less insane than i actually am. ❜
❛ the A in my name stands for always right. ❜
❛ Jesus is my homeboy but God has a lot to answer for and I will continue to be rebellious until he does so. ❜
❛ I’ll see a man with long hair and then remember that I’m not above temptations of the flesh. ❜
❛ i’m going to be honest with you I’m not going to be honest with you. ❜
❛ stop asking me if I’m ok I’ll literally make out with you. ❜
❛ part of my masculine charm is that I’m literally insane. ❜
❛ are you sure those are demons bro? or are they consequences from the choices you made? ❜
❛ i do not identify as a boy or a girl. i identify as a nuisance, an irritant, a fool, and a problem. ❜
❛ praying on someone’s downfall isn’t enough i need to participate in it. ❜
❛ we all need to chill. i won’t do it first but it’s something i noticed. ❜
❛ not to sound like a Victorian woman suffering from hysteria but going to the sea would fix me. ❜
❛ the silly goose convention called; they asked if you could be their keynote speaker. ❜
❛ i deserve unrestricted access to old castles and old churches i want to know all the secrets. ❜
❛ doesn’t matter if you’re cringe or based we’re all just here to suffer. ❜
❛ I’m no longer comedic relief I’m now serious panic. ❜
❛ this is getting difficult to romanticize. ❜
❛ done healing my inner child. next up is my inner teen. her highness needs a sword. ❜
❛ i am God’s silliest experiment. ❜
❛ i’m very vulnerable right now if anyone wants to take advantage of me. ❜
❛ sorry i overshared do you still think im hot? ❜
❛ I can yap for days and still maintain my air of mystery. ❜
❛ good luck sending me mixed signals; I don’t even understand normal ones. ❜
❛ not all of your life decisions have to be smart. some can be purely for cinematic value. ❜
@combxtpulse liked for a starter | loc. ED | circa. 2026
"I am not a free translator for this hospital. " The words came faster out than she intended. There was a bite in it too. The one of a woman who got asked that same question over and over again as if she new the whole Arabic world and could relate to them anything.
She knew for a fact that some doctors here could really well communicate in some dialect or in classical Arabic. Her eyes were set on Gloria. They both but heads, but in the end, that woman could kill her carrier and then what. Sidra sighed, arms crossed, picking at her elbow's sleeve of her purple scrubs. She shook her head. Not the same cards she thought as she silently moved away.
A fuss, was not something she would do here, it didn't matter anyway. None of it did. What did the custom person say again at her last visit? Just be a good girl? something like that. She made her way to the consult room Gloria had indicated.
The assigned attending was Cross. She found him cold, similar to all those men she had met along the way that claimed to be of service. Different world, different side. He made her uneasy, the way you just were when distrusting a regime, a uniform or someone with morals. She gave a not, not looking him in the eye and focused on the patient. "Marhaba" she greeted the patient and proceeded to explain why she was here. "She's from Egypt, she complaints of a strong headache at the back of her head, it's been going for 3 days. She vomited."