welcome to The Batcave

hey, call me itza {27} i’m a mexican stoner trying to be a witch but there’s no rhyme or reason to this blog. there’s also a LOT of Hannibal posts-sorry ‘bout it. i rarely tag shit bc im lazy & at this point in time it’s too late. @itzamagic is my witch blog if you wanna take a look

[shesnake]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

didnt you die

That was weeks ago dude. Things change

[bunjywunjy]

Any funky little bat facts, anything is good

mexican long-nosed bats are key pollinators for several species of cactus!

"how do they get the nectar out of the flower, though?" you ask. "maybe with a long tongue, like a butterfly?" well, that's plausible, but INCORRECT.

see, the cactus flowers are actually larger than the bat itself!

so it just kinda. crawls in there.

and in the process gets just SO covered with pollen. absolutely lost in the sauce.

which of course, they smear all over the flowers of the next cactus over when they repeat the process. isn't biology beautiful?

[alphacrone]

every Killers song sounds like the ramblings of that one incoherently drunk girl in the bathroom and i think that’s incredible sexy of them

[alphacrone]

like, ur so right queen, he DOESN’T look a thing like jesus… (?????)

[girlactionfigure]

Link / Link

[lemonsharks]

“How would a chicken wear pants?”

- Richard Beale, 1784

[vbartilucci]

Thank you, Richard Beale, for making our opinion of the past slightly more ridiculous.

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

this is so cute

[abundanceuponme-deactivated2022]

Soooo cute

[bryannagraham]

Okay, now imagine this but with alcohol. My family would get so aggressive 😭😭

[roseoilz]

1800s dagger, made in france

[whereismyc0rpse-deactivated2021]

[ottermatopoeia]

[hungwy]

being cosmically "insignificant" doesnt even matter like its not important......... like literally lets enjoy a strawberry

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[woodrider]

unrestrained summer fun

[memewhore]

[dankxsinatra]

I’m so used to boomers ruining social media platforms but these fine gentlemen singlehandedly made tiktok worth it.

[silver-flame-alchemist]

I love everything about this. They all Get It. They’re doing this comedy thing RIGHT.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[pissbataille]

[lunar-times]

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This is a reminder that you are on the right path and everything is coming together. Trust your intuition and please don’t be so hard on yourself. You are deserving of rest, love, and joy; never forget that.

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[imnotinlovemp3]

Richard Siken, Crush // “Two Guys” Sonic Drive-In commercial

[ana-draws-stuff]

Here's the finished counterpart to my drawing of Hannibal. This one took me quite a bit to finish, but I'm glad it's finally done. :D

[enbymurderhusbands]

currently thinking of hannibal in prison with an iPad playing fuckin soduku or solitaire