bogos binted? 👽

hey i’m pen and i just post uhh stuff i guess 20s, he/him | links taken (vtuber gf) sorry ladies

[trashcandroid]

gonna start saying bazinga instead of gesundheit. who fucking cares

[trashcandroid]

gonna start saying kachow instead of thank you. who fucking cares

[trashcandroid]

happy two years of bazinga

[trashcandroid]

four years of bazinga

[soul-luminnous-eyes]

Sergio Vallés, 1984-

Gamer Moment, 2024, oil on canvas panel

Instagram

[pisshandkerchief]

being obsessed with a character is so fucking embarrassing like I'll be getting dressed in the morning like "I bet the 12th doctor would wear these socks" bitch shut the fuck up

[pisshandkerchief]

some of you MUST be making up guys.

[pisshandkerchief]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image IDs: Image #1: Tumblr tags reading: literally me w gort, it's so bad someone exorcise me

Image #2: Tumblr tag reading: me working at ace hardware: what if bertie wooster was here.... to buy..... screwdrivers.....

Image #3: Tumblr post from utopians reading: once your post hits 5k will start tagging it as shit like "oh my god bumbo wexler absolutely wrote this" and you google him and it's like. a disgraced ex member of AC/DC /End IDs]

[trashcandroid]

Currently investigating a crime my cat committed in my apartment. Mild blood tw under the cut

The crime scene:

Blood spatter on only one side of watering can. Splatter appears to be moving upwards from underside of the spout. Distinct paw marks. Small blood trail leaving from scene towards other window, then towards the couch.

The culprit:

Found red-pawed, sleeping in rainbow sunbeams on said couch. Blood on paw appears to be external and not due to injury. No remorse found.

The victim: Still under investigation.

Trail of blood leads to couch, but no body found. Possibly eaten.

Second cat found hiding under couch. Possible victim. Doesn’t seem the type to be co-conspirator. Will need to get statement and check for injuries.

[everything-but-the-not-natural]

@help-help-i-need-an-adult we've got raspberries fresh off the press!

[alexaloraetheris]

My fave brand of Chocolate Guy's acts of Clowning on God is making fruit out of fruit. Not even chocolate, just straight up taking a fruit and using alchemy to make it into Fruit 2.0 as if to prove he's not playing god anymore, he's straight up commiting acts of primordial creation. Love that for him.

[calicotisane]

Imagine all of these realizations flooding into this person's brain after a slow gestation of 10 years it all bursts open all at once as one realization as every realization and suddenly everything makes sense in a moment of total perfect clarity and oneness with the earth the universe

[cpericardium]

happy pride

[ozth]

fuckkkkkk I cleared the time loop first try

[ozth]

I woke up in the morning and everything was different

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[negativ00]

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

REMEMBER IF YOU HONK ALLYOU AT ME I WILL HONK HONK IF YOU GET ANY CLOSER U HAVE TO HONK IF IF YOU WILL IF I HONK MYSELF WANT HONK IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY HONK

[trashcandroid]

*Looking through my drafts of controversial takes I was too scared to post in case my mutuals got mad at me, nodding* I was so real for not saying this

[sparrowsfallingfromthesky]

[fatherkrasmazov]

[mevil]

[dizzypplbecomeblurry]

i go on instagram reels to observe the strange rituals

[scribblenator]

hi hazel whatcha got there

[thornrings]