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this appears in my vision every day when i wake up
i have yet to see tumblr's mature content filter actually flag any mature content on my dash. it's basically always shit like this
i have to admit, it does make me contemplate the latent eroticism of art pieces that i would not have considered erotic without the label
transgender woman are asking me to rip them open and eat their hearts and i’m honestly not sure if that’s safe for me to do.
my supervisor does this bit where she tells people she's my mommy and i have to sit here at my lil desk and pretend it doesn't turn me the fuck on
I suck girls woke style you could say
Being born a lesbian was actually one of the best things to ever happen to me
this email could’ve been a toothy snoutjob from a transgender anthropomorphic leopard woman.
tgirl who’s worried that her sexual fantasy is unrealistic because it involves a lot of people being really nice to her. you have to prove her wrong.
my dad went through a phase where he became obsessed with collecting millstones. like these things:
he bought one because he thought it looked cool and then he found out just how many gristmill sites there are in the local area and every time a stone would come up from sale he’d be like “oh that’s a good price” and buy it. then there were six. 6, count them, six gigantic millstones in our yard. gigantic round stones and you can’t really do anything with them. fountain, maybe, but we never had that gumption. just fulfilled his prehistoric human need to move around a bunch of giant carved rocks I guess. I definitely got my autism from somewhere because that millstone collecting and millstone history phase was not neurotypical 47 year old man behavior.
today's episode of 'what the fuck is youtube recommending me now':
a video titled 'Can you beat Pokémon Ruby with only LANDORUS?'. I see the title and say to my wife 'it would be kind of funny if the answer was just "no, because Landorus isn't in pokemon ruby"'.
my expectation, to be clear, is that this is someone modding pokemon ruby to include Landorus and then doing a solo playthrough in the manner of any number of other pokemon challenge youtubers. My wife and I have an extended discussion about which pokemon you would expect to have problems soloing an entire main series pokemon game, assuming you hacked them in as a starter and allowed HM mons that don't participate in fights.
I notice the length of the video. It's 28 seconds long. I think to myself "wait, is it really just that joke?". I do not click on the video. I put the matter out of my mind until the next day, when I see it again.
Curiosity gets the better of me. I click through to the channel, "Impossible Game Challenges Daily"
someone has been posting a video every day with the title "Can you beat Pokémon Ruby with Only X?" for every pokemon, in pokedex order. As far as I can tell (I haven't sampled that many videos), almost all of them are near identical: A voiceover starts narrating the premise of the challenge over the first few bits of gameplay (sped up), until they reach the starter selection screen. The voiceover tells us: "Everything goes pretty well at first, but we run into a slight problem when we have to choose our starter. It turns out X is not actually an option in this game. Looks like this challenge is impossible."
The audio is the same for every video, with just the pokemon name very obviously edited in. every pokemon is declared to be the author's favourite.
there are compilation videos for all the kanto, johto, hoenn, and sinnoh pokemon. the unova one will be releasing soon!
(you might have the obvious follow-up question: since every challenge is declared impossible at the starter selection screen, what are the videos for treecko, torchic, and mudkip like? well, they are slight deviations from the formula, although still about half a minute in length. torchic and treecko declare the challenge is impossible because you need surf to progress and neither of them can learn it. mudkip declares the challenge impossible because at the weather institute you are given a castform, and so your party isn't just mudkip)
also, yes, you may have astutely noticed that's despite the title talking about pokemon ruby the thumbnails show the box art for pokemon sapphire
smash or pass electron
MEGA SMASH
Bend over. Yes, right now. I've been pissed off all day and I just need to...let go of some stress. C'mon, be a good dog and listen to your owner. Don't you want what's best for me? Don't make me hit you again. God, everyone's getting on my nerves today.
I don't care that you "don't feel like a pup right now". Since when did mutts have opinions? All fours, ass up. I'm—if you didn't want to be fucking gagged, then you should've just done what I told you to do. Y'know what, fuck this. I'm not even going to fuck you.
No, yeah. You don't fucking deserve it. You've been a bad fucking puppy. It seems I've been too lenient with you. Does puppy want to get beat? Does it? Yeah. It doesn't matter if you nod or not. You want what I want, remember? Right, and I want to paddle you until you can't sit without crying. Remember, it's your fault if you bleed. Be glad I even have the patience to do this right now. Next time I won't be so nice about it.
middle aged office lady: yeah they really keep us on a tight leash around here
Girl who owns a muzzle: o-oh yeah?
it fucken WIMDY
At some point will I be banned for the crime of becoming a girl. Then wimdy shall be no more.
@voidmenace thank you! I forget to mention it much. I have been a girl for 17 months now, it’s the best and most clearly correct decision I have ever made.
@isuggestforcefem thanks! You caused this 💜
I did?? Oh stars, I’m so honored! Congratulations cutie!
Day 14 of reposting my old old comics because i wont be able to draw for a while