ah shit

hey im dead 20 | artist | fuckwad what the hap is fuckening buy me a sandwich about me

[lunar-witches]

☄ anonymously tell me what vibes I give off ☄

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

What’s your most unpopular video game opinion? Go!

[juxtaz]

Videogame fanatics want videogames to be considered art but don’t want their precious medium to go through many scopes of social criticism like most forms of art.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

It’s true and you should say it!

[badbigboss]

#Konami #kojima #mgsv #deathstranding #videogames #metalgearsolid #normanreedus #hideokojima

[the-sapphic-raven]

im afraid

[heardbook]

You’re gonna have to physically get into the game and fight alongside a naked Norman reedus for 4 real time months.

[noahbodie]

Remember how he wanted the floppy disc for Snatcher to be coated in a chemical that would smell like blood after being in your computer?  Remember how he wanted the disc for MGS2 to destroy itself once you get a single game over?  Whatever Kojima has thought of during the past three years will probably lead to at least one person losing their home to a structure fire.

[suffewingwesbian]

bwocked. bwocked. bwocked. nyone of you awe fwee of sin

[coolman229]

[heyskys]

paralyzed

[savannahfaerie]

Non-Alcoholic cool potion recipe:

1 bottle of ur fav Gatorade or Juice of your choice

A splash of ur fav energy drink (optional)

Luster dust (cake decorating kind) to preferred shimmer

A cool bottle

Combine to become a wizard instantly

These are great for cons for hyrdrating while on “brand”

[lyrikin-deactivated]

*chugs this shit down while running* STAMINA POTION LETS GO

[inzika]

Don’t like it? Become God

[valtsv]

i hate it when people ask “what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?” like. awfully bold of you to assume i’ve reached peak dumbass.

[fray]

seraph. you can get this on a shirt, as a print, etc etc on redbubble and society6.

[deejay]

Reblog if you need this energy

[madarchitectwithapen]

I don’t need this energy, I need this money

[thestarseedvisionary]

the energy brings you the money

[greggturkington]

bong water is technically a tea

[bpdbot]

sometimes i have too many emotions and sometimes i have none at all but i always always feel like i’m drowning

[thesaurio]

Learn how to swim Bitch

[bpdbot]

i made this post when i was in A Mood and all the replies are so angst and depressing except this Whole Ass Mood. Learn how to swim Bitch it’s 2018 we’re dealing with our problems

[meahow]

My friends: When will you stop obsessing over Bakugo?

Me:

[plain-and-tricky-deactivated202]

Ever think about how katsuki has the “rowdy delinquent” feel but goes to bed early, is very studious, and didn’t start fights because he was worried about his permanent record

And then you got deku the “meek introvert” who has his friends, mother, childhood hero, the entire school faculty ,and police department begging, but are ultimately powerless to stop him from getting into fistfights with literal supervilllains in the streets every month

Because I think about that a lot

[tandembicycles]

what if we called “flat” soda “flaccid” soda instead

[somecunttookmyurl]

hey, tandem?

[tandembicycles]

I’m out for the evening

[somecunttookmyurl]

ok i’ll wait

[priestofkhonsu]

Tandem, come home and face the horror you’ve created

[tandembicycles]

no

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

some oddly specific advice from Hesiod (c700 BC)

[argumate]

which thicc girl hurt you (and stole your grain)

[bosmer]