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BB (beebee) - he/him - old/gay/stupid/funny - I have been drawing things on the internet for 15+ years and I'm tired

[stagehaand]

I don’t even know any more.

[crashingonneptune]

Penda’s Fen (1974)

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[torstherapy]

[deathdaydreamm]

Went to a fabric store yesterday and saw a sewing machine that did embroidery of photos and the example was of a newborn baby and it was so fucking insane looking I asked an employee if I could buy it and she looked at it and was like “oh my god eugh what the fuck… i think that’s my bosses grandkid….I think you should just take it” so I did

[deathdaydreamm]

[bleekay]

[glumshoe]

“You are what you eat,” said The Blue Fairy, unwisely.

Pinocchio turned sly eyes upon the elementary school.

[swordy-da-goat]

An amorphous black blob thingy that shape-shifts into any hazard related thing.

[swordy-da-goat]

The Hazard Monster also has the ability to change the reaction of their body. Examples include:

There are other examples of reactivity, but I don’t wanna draw them

[ominous-signs]

This is SO cool

[randomencounters]

Encounter: Hazard Monster

[beastliness]

more people need to give themselves permission to write and draw pornography

[beastliness]

it is virtuous and necessary that you write, draw, and distribute pornography

[radfemart]

can we start with not conflating "erotic/sexual art or writing" with pornography

[beastliness]

no lmao

[reactionimagesdaily]

[pea-haw]

big sniffa

[dogpuppy]

Me when my asshole itches and I’m on the moon

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

[illusoryfem]

[bigboot]

I think if I make jewelry every time I'm pissed off I will have a lot of rage imbued jewelry which is pretty cool

[sawed-on-shotgun]

going on hormones and starting to pass as a man is a mixed bag. obviously that is The Goal. but like

pros: yay! i finally look like a guy! people think im a man!

cons: im only noticing that people perceive me as male because of misogyny 90% of the time

[sawed-on-shotgun]

it's shit i didn't even register before transitioning too. i went out with my friends to a diner yesterday, one is a girl and the other gets clocked as a girl, and when we went in and they asked for the name of the table they asked Me specifically. like looked dead in my eyes and asked Me. i was addressed when it orders and payment first as well. like. Damn. Okay. Shit

[sawed-on-shotgun]

being trans in any direction gives you this but with like a multiplier effect

[arkashas]

GOD. still the funniest transition in the show bar none