Cher

[unclefather]

me: *holding a gun to donald ducks head* heal me you stupid bitch

[unclefather]

without playing kingdom hearts this post just looks like donald duck is my therapist and i’m fed up with the coping mechanisms he’s teaching me

[saddest-cat-hours]

[amyofthemyscira]

Bacchino Malato (Caravaggio, 1593)

[starsappho]

My favourite thing about this post is that someone saw those photos of that cat and went “ah yes, I know exactly which 15th century Baroque painting this reminds me of”

[kkdjfdsfdhgjdg-deactivated20190]

🥰

[hexpress]

CHIPS GOT CHUBBY CHEEEEEEKS

[diabolicalhardcore]

*MICKEY MOUSE VOICE* YOURE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE THE WRATH OF A GOD

[catchymemes]

Credit: https://imgur.com/gallery/4LXnrWO

Original comic: https://www.buttersafe.com/2019/03/21/the-water-cycle/

[primordialnoodlesoup]

Well I was ABOUT to cry but you just had to slap me in the face with that one

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

i think it’s so wholesome that whenever me or my friends have issues w our plants 🌱 .. i always send my mom a pic and she gives us a diagnosis and what to do

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

had another plant problem so i asked my mom..

[neekz-art]

Plant not gay

[goawfma]

the edits have me weak 

[blogywicthtime676]

[resonance-of-libra]

That straight up is exactly what I expected corvid art to look like tbh.

[heretic-madlad]

This is the most goth shit I’ve ever seen

[christinecanigula-archive]

i’m kinda glad chernobyl memes are a thing now because it means i can send them to my dad who swam in the river by it a year or so before it exploded

[christinecanigula-archive]

like just to be clear it WAS leaking

[christinecanigula-archive]

w

[christinecanigula-archive]

[flowury]

an open letter to the inventor of bread

hey. thanks

[science]

[officialunitedstates]

out blazing

[officialunitedstates]

… a trail for the other pioneers.  tomorrow we head west, in search of fame and fortune.  the oregon trail beckons us forth.  on ye oxen and ye settlers, let us claim our destiny

[fawnbroinactive-deactivated2021]

this is the boy volcano. you can tell it’s a man because the song says so and also it has no tertiary sex characteristics, it just looks like a volcano. it’s a volcano with a human face

this is the girl volcano. you know she’s a girl because she literally has a pretty human face and long human hair and a high voice. if they didn’t make sure you knew she was a woman you might have thought these anthropomorphised volcanoes were Gay

[stayuglystayangry-deactivated20]

Pixar’s Umbrella Heteros Short 2: This Time Its Volcanos

[ostro-gothic]

This post makes me so mad. You’re all ignorant children parroting whatever bullshit comes your way. The volcanoes are based on the Hawaiian musician Israel Kamakawiwoʻole (better known as Iz) and his wife Marlene. They were made specifically to resemble the couple, you fucking walnuts. This is why we can’t have nice things. You take everything beautiful and try to corrupt it with your shitty politics

[rosworms-is-shadowbanned]

This is Iz and Marlene. 

He’s not just “that dude with the cover of Over The Rainbow” okay? He’s fucking important. He was a musician, yes, and he was an activist for Hawaiian rights and independence. 

He used his music to promote awareness of the second class status of Hawaiian natives created by the tourist industry.

When he died, the Hawaiian state flag flew at half mast. His coffin (but not his body, he was cremated) lay in state at the state capitol building in Honolulu. Just the third person in Hawaiian history to be given that honor. And the only one who was not a government official. Ten thousand people attended his funeral.

He is a big important part of Hawaiian culture and history. So don’t get all social justice warrior about sexuality and gender when this is really about a culture and honoring the memory of people who are important to that culture.

[goatyellsateverything]

Dumblr getting pissed off without checking facts again I see.

[adonischildsupportcase]

[that-friend-who-feigns-innocence]

he livin in 3019

[fagsindubai-deactivated20170815]

[grandwhizbang]

When you have to make your own food, and you’ve been watching too much food network lately

[nerdgasrnz]

What you have before you are deconstructed, rustic chicken breast fritters coated lightly in breadcrumbs and toasted until crisp and golden- the sauce is a tomato, worcestershire, and vinegar reduction, with the vinegar for some brightness, and some brown sugar for sweetness to offset the umami of the chicken

[evaunit08]

I love what you’ve done with the presentation of your plate. it’s simple yet fun. it shows that you’re mature but you’re not afraid to show your inner child. However, with that being said, there is way too much sauce on the plate and the flavor could use more acidity. Your chicken is under seasoned. I feel like you could have used more salt. For these reasons, we had to chop you.   

[30-minute-memes]

I don’t see the problem